Good Shrink or Good beating?

Christy

Christy

b*tch rocket
Originally posted by bluto
Are you Catholic? Maybe an exorcism is in order...
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Nope, not Catholic, but aren't the Catholics out of the exorcism business these days? I think they sub-contracted it out to the Southern Babtists! :wink:

I've already threatened to send him to go live with the Amish, does that count? :confused: :wink:

Actually, I should count my blessings. I've seen alot WORSE kids. Just trying to nip it in the bud before he becomes one of the many rotten eggs out there.

What other big brother would let his sister hook a dog leash to him and drag him around the house? (Guess he's being creative since he's banned from everything else :lol: )
 
K

Kain99

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Gosh Christy, rampant hormones and ammunition. As the divorced and re-married Mom of three, I promise, This too shall pass..... :wink:

Hang in there and don't let the little munchkin or POP 101 convince you that all he needs is more love. :barf:

A tough stance and an open line of communication will work wonders. It's gonna make ya want to bite your tounge off when the little angel proclaims how wonderful life would be if only Mommy and Daddy were still together....but, let him say it. It'll give ya the perfect opportunity to explain the "welcome to life" philosophy.

You can't always get what you want, it sucks, but sweetie pie....get used to it or life will swallow you whole.

I Love you.....Mommy.
 
Christy

Christy

b*tch rocket
Re: Re: Re: Maybe he needs to stay busy.....

Originally posted by penncam
Three thoughts here: Tell him if he keeps rolling his eyes, his pecker is gonna shrink up the size of a pencil eraser!
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I figuratively implied he's a tard, didn't mean that literally. He knows better.
 
Larry Gude

Larry Gude

Strung Out
Ha

The good news is that once they hit about 14 or so, they cut it out.
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That reminds me of the scene in "Saving Private Ryan" on the beach, the medic is desperately trying to get the bleeding under control, the guys chest is blown open and the medic says to the guy "It's gonna be fine!...Just don't look at it..."

In military terms, at 11, you ain't hit the beach yet.

"...14 or so they cut it out..." Har.

Sometimes she wakes up and thinks she's on another planet.
 
Penn

Penn

Dancing Up A Storm
Re: Ha

Originally posted by Larry Gude

"...14 or so they cut it out..." Har.

Sometimes she wakes up and thinks she's on another planet.
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:biggrin: You know Larry, I was wondering about that!

penn
 
cattitude

cattitude

My Sweetest Boy
Originally posted by Christy
It's all just tickin me off because when he doesn't have the tard tude, he's a lot of fun to be around.

The devils gone and taken over my son and I want him back!!! :lol:
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Be prepared to wait until around he reaches 24 or so, if then. Mine are great kids too, if I could cut their tongues out.:biggrin:
 
vraiblonde

vraiblonde

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Originally posted by Larry Gude
Sometimes she wakes up and thinks she's on another planet.
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Don't listen to him :duh: Our Doug started acting human again right around age 14 or 15. Kyle did the same thing and I have every confidence that Alex and Emily will follow the same timeline.

Originally posted by penncam
Three thoughts here: Tell him if he keeps rolling his eyes, his pecker is gonna shrink up the size of a pencil eraser!
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Sorry, Penn, that doesn't happen to everyone.
 
J

justhangn

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Originally posted by Christy
The devils gone and taken over my son and I want him back!!! :lol:
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Maybe we can get together and get a group discount on the Exorcism. :cool:
 
Penn

Penn

Dancing Up A Storm
Earth calling Princess Vrai, Earth calling Princess Vrai....

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Originally posted by vraiblonde
Don't listen to him :duh: Our Doug started acting human again right around age 14 or 15. Kyle did the same thing and I have every confidence that Alex and Emily will follow the same timeline.


Sorry, Penn, that doesn't happen to everyone.
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:biggrin: Ah, dear woman, would you please explain to the rest of us how you came to know that salient fact?

:razz2: penn
 
sleuth

sleuth

Livin' Like Thanksgivin'
Re: Re: Maybe he needs to stay busy.....

Originally posted by Christy
I thought of finding him a good shrink, but they're all liberal dingbats, that would only fuel his self pity.
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Avoid the shrink unless it's absolutely necessary...
Things like that tend to come back and haunt you later on... especially if he ever seeks a career in the public eye.

Other than that... I'd just recommend finding out if he's got a new girlfriend at school... girl problems always make me moody :wink:
 
Christy

Christy

b*tch rocket
Re: Re: Re: Maybe he needs to stay busy.....

Originally posted by sleuth14
Avoid the shrink unless it's absolutely necessary...
Things like that tend to come back and haunt you later on... especially if he ever seeks a career in the public eye.

Other than that... I'd just recommend finding out if he's got a new girlfriend at school... girl problems always make me moody :wink:
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I'd NEVER send my kid to a shrink! I'm sure he'll be spending plenty of time with one when he's grown to discuss his evil mother! :wink:

And for craps sake, the boy is 11! He's not "in to" girls yet. Trust me, I'd know if he was.
 
Christy

Christy

b*tch rocket
Originally posted by pixiegirl
So what you're telling me Christy is I need to come home and distract you. :biggrin:
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No, you need to distract HIM! :wink: :lol: Actually, he's much better today. The shoveling did him some good.
 
Penn

Penn

Dancing Up A Storm
Snowshoveling and the Teenager.....

Originally posted by Christy
No, you need to distract HIM! :wink: :lol: Actually, he's much better today. The shoveling did him some good.
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:biggrin: So, by definition then, if it snowed once a week for the next four years, life would be great for you, huh?

But on a different note: if Pixie or Sexy got a hold of this youngin'
maybe they could do him some good. I'm reminded of the movie featuring The Who called "Tommy".

:razz2: penn
 
Christy

Christy

b*tch rocket
Re: Snowshoveling and the Teenager.....

Originally posted by penncam
But on a different note: if Pixie or Sexy got a hold of this youngin'
maybe they could do him some good. I'm reminded of the movie featuring The Who called "Tommy".

:razz2: penn
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The only way Pixie or Sxy could "distract" my son, is if they were also consumed with PS2, Guns, Medieval Weoponry, and Farting! :yikes:
 
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