Gotta Love These E-Mails

[yakky doodle]

got this in my yahoo email acct (FYI folks, I hardly ever check it, so don't bother sending me stuff there.)

Hello !!

I was browsing the married and looking profiles
for people with simular interest as myself and
thought I would drop you an email. My name is Mike and
I am a MWM of 41 considered attractive, no facial
hair,
5'10/198 lbs, with blue eyes/brown hair, D/D free,
stocky build and a other physical aspects that you
are sure to enjoy. I live about 20 minutes to the
south
of the Waldorf area of MD, but can travel. What
town/zip code do you actually live in? I am retired
from the Navy and work civil service in the aircraft
engineering field. I am just looking for some discreet
fun & friendship, with no strings from time to time.


Mike

gee, like I'm all over that one.

 

[yakky doodle]

and my reply

Hi Mike; wow, I'm flattered. And, being the nice person I am, I thought, "well, I'm not interested, but someone out there must be," so I took the liberty of posting your email on a forum. You can check it out at: http://forums.somd.com/showthread.php?threadid=5005

For anyone interested in this fine, upstanding man, his email address is: [DELETED by ADMIN]

It's probably one of those spammers, but heck, might as well toss him a little dose of his own medicine

 

[cattitude]

so, you are listed in the Married But Looking??

 

[yakky doodle]

of course not. i'm not listed anywhere that I'm aware of. that's why I think he's just a spammer. he probably sent this same email to a bazillion chics.

 

[cattitude]

shows you what I know. Now, I get a lot of crap in my hotmail account, but it's not local-type stuff. I thought this was a "real" guy.

 

[yakky doodle]

Originally posted by cattitude
shows you what I know. Now, I get a lot of crap in my hotmail account, but it's not local-type stuff. I thought this was a "real" guy.

no clue; he may be a real guy, but I don't know. i just find it amusing when I get this crap.

 

[Sharon]

I'm jealous

I never get any of the fun stuff.

 

[cattitude]

Re: I'm jealous

Originally posted by Sharon
I never get any of the fun stuff.

quick, oh wait, I have it....I'll forward you the REALLY fun stuff I get in my hotmail. I usually just delete them before I open them but I'm glad now that I will be able to "give" them to someone who will appreciate them.

 

[SxyPrincess]

I get messages like that all the time on my messenger. What part of long-term relationship don't you understand? It's clearly visible on my profile.

 

[SmallTown]

Long term relationship means nothing really.. basically, there are 3 levels, kinda like cars...

1) Dating for a while, but no ring.. Just like renting.. Enough to get you by, but if something better comes along, you can quickly escape.

2) Engaged.. Leased, with an option to buy

3) Married.. Bought.. Trade-in value is horrible, normally consisting of a home and car.

 

[SmallTown]

Originally posted by yakky doodle
got this in my yahoo email acct (FYI folks, I hardly ever check it, so don't bother sending me stuff there.)



gee, like I'm all over that one.

Oh, that was you.. I'll make sure to take you off my e-mail list

 

[watercolor]

LOL LOL!!!!

 

[SxyPrincess]

Originally posted by Barbra

I've also been getting spam emails w/ products that will help me to enlarge my penis.

Is there something you're not telling us, Barbra?

 

[RoseRed]

Originally posted by Barbra
I've also been getting spam emails w/ products that will help me to enlarge my penis.

That's to funny! I get those on my somd.com account! Also, something about teenage girls and horses.....
(I never opened those)

 

[justhangn]

Yakky,

I would say you are listed in some of those areas, all be it by accident, but you are there or he wouldn't have gotten your email addy.

He's too close to this area to have gotten lucky on the email.


Just a thought.

You can set up filters in hotmail to block 99% of the spam, btw.

 

[yakky doodle]

Originally posted by Barbra
The absolute best porn spam I've ever received was titled (and I know I'm probably going to get in trouble for posting this and/or it will be deleted, but it's funny & I just gotta' share)...

Pound My Puckered Poo Hole



I've also been getting spam emails w/ products that will help me to enlarge my penis.

I've been getting both of those spam emails too. I just about died when I saw the "poo hole" one.

 

[justhangn]

Originally posted by yakky doodle
I've been getting both of those spam emails too. I just about died when I saw the "poo hole" one.

RAWHIDE................!!!!

 

[red]

i get some strange emails, but i've never gotten anything that looked that personal.

 

[yakky doodle]

UPDATE from "Mike"!!!

I got the following email from "Mike" this morning:

--- <> wrote:
This was intended to be between you and I so I would appreciate it if you could remove it from the other website.. Thanks!

to which I replied:

Well, perhaps next time you'll choose more carefully
who you solicit for a rendezvous. You know, if you are
so dissatisfied with your marriage, why don't you just
save everyone the headache and get a divorce. I don't
know if you have children, but would you really like
them to know sometime down the road that daddy was a
scumbag? would you want someone doing to your daughter
what you are doing to your wife?

 

[justhangn]

Re: UPDATE from "Mike"!!!

Originally posted by yakky doodle
I got the following email from "Mike" this morning:



to which I replied:

YOU GO GIRL!!!!!!!!!