Great...I have Face mites

[GWguy]

You know, I kind of at the lighter fluid trick, but then I started thinking about how men have what looks like a microscopic penis all over their face. Like, LOTS of penises. Then the lighter fluid solution started making more sense.

I thought women LIKED penises rubbed all over their faces....

 

[Larry Gude]

I thought women LIKED penises rubbed all over their faces....

You know, this tread was well on it's way into the stratosphere of weird and ####ed up, possibly to takes its' place in the Pantheon of greatest treads and now you had to go and drag it back to 7th grade...

 

[Gilligan]

I have a Walmart bag tight over my head to suffocate them dead and I tink ics warkng/

It will. Just wait 'em out...they'll shirley die before you will.

 

[GWguy]

You know, this tread was well on it's way into the stratosphere of weird and ####ed up, possibly to takes its' place in the Pantheon of greatest treads and now you had to go and drag it back to 7th grade...

Sorry..... I'll leave now. :hangingheadinshame:

 

[vraiblonde]

WTF?????????????????

It's like Pinhead, only different.

 

[Larry Gude]

It's like Pinhead, only different.

Everything is like Pin Head. Only different...

 

[Larry Gude]

It's like Pinhead, only different.

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So, let me ask you this; the peni you see in mens faces, are they like Pin Head, where they poke out? Or, are they flat to the face. I only ask because, basically, it's the difference between being a dick head and a dick face....

 

[slotpuppy]

So, let me ask you this; the peni you see in mens faces, are they like Pin Head, where they poke out? Or, are they flat to the face. I only ask because, basically, it's the difference between being a dick head and a dick face....

What if you are a dick head, then get these?
http://www.wisegeekhealth.com/what-are-the-symptoms-of-penis-scabies.htm

 

[Larry Gude]

What if you are a dick head, then get these?
http://www.wisegeekhealth.com/what-are-the-symptoms-of-penis-scabies.htm

Lotta penis health info on that page...

 

[Misfit]

It's like Pinhead, only different.

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I had a friend who was dating this girl and after I met her I said “she seems nice” & he said, “If you could see every dick that went into that girl on the outside, she’d look like a penis porcupine”.


I think of that every time I see a porcupine now.

 

[Larry Gude]

I had a friend who was dating this girl and after I met her I said “she seems nice” & he said, “If you could see every dick that went into that girl on the outside, she’d look like a penis porcupine”.


I think of that every time I see a porcupine now.

Either he is confused on where the wieners go or she's a kinky one...

 

[Gilligan]

Either he is confused on where the wieners go or she's a kinky one...

So it wasn't just me...

 

[afjess1989]

Those pictures are disturbingly phallic. Methinks Ms. Thoemmes should find herself a boyfriend and forget all this mite nonsense.

If she gets a bf, the mite DNA wont be the only DNA on her face.

 

[vraiblonde]

If she gets a bf, the mite DNA wont be the only DNA on her face.

Not if she's careful.

 

[Gilligan]

I have no words.....

 

[GWguy]

I have no words.....

I find that very hard to believe....

 

[withrespect]

Posting just to post.

 

[Gilligan]

I find that very hard to believe....

Here..try summa these.

 

[GWguy]

Here..try summa these.

 

[RoseRed]

Here..try summa these.

Eww.