GREEN Cloud

cwo_ghwebb

cwo_ghwebb

No Use for Donk Twits
My wife and I were just out on the deck having a smoke (I know, just shoot me!) and she commented on how the other night she came to the bedroom and the room stank. Well she said something worse but I'm keeping it PG rated.

Anyhow, she said it was so bad a green cloud was floating around. Now just where in the world did we get the color green to describe a noxious cloud of stink?

Inquiring minds want to know!
 
ocean733

ocean733

New Member
cwo_ghwebb said:
My wife and I were just out on the deck having a smoke (I know, just shoot me!) and she commented on how the other night she came to the bedroom and the room stank. Well she said something worse but I'm keeping it PG rated.

Anyhow, she said it was so bad a green cloud was floating around. Now just where in the world did we get the color green to describe a noxious cloud of stink?

Inquiring minds want to know!
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What were you smoking? :popcorn:
 
jazz lady

jazz lady

~*~ Rara Avis ~*~
PREMO Member
Green shows up on the movie screen better. :shrug:

I wish I could have seen a green cloud emitting from my dog's rear-end the other night as a warning to get hell out of the room NOW. :dead:
 
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RadioPatrol

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jazz lady said:
Green shows up on the movie screen better. :shrug:

I wish I could have seen a green cloud emitting from my dog's rear-end the other night as a warning to get hell out of the room NOW. :dead:
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:dead: OMG we had this cat that would clear the house :dead:
 
cwo_ghwebb

cwo_ghwebb

No Use for Donk Twits
jazz lady said:
Green shows up on the movie screen better. :shrug:

I wish I could have seen a green cloud emitting from my dog's rear-end the other night as a warning to get hell out of the room NOW. :dead:
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My wife often thinks the same thing. A little warning would be nice. Those silent but deadly suckers sure put a strain on our marriage during the early years.
 
The_Twisted_Ear

The_Twisted_Ear

A proud Conservative!
Ah, I just love a challenge!

Straight from the Urban Dictionary...

Fart Blossom

A rare tropical flower of the genus, anus stinkypinkyus. It is noted for its delicate petals, slender stem, and, of course, for its ability to blow out a vile green cloud that could bring a sewer worker to his knees. Two varieties have been discovered: (1) Red 'n Angry, whose smell has been likened to a three-day-old meatloaf left in the sun, and (2) Yellow Oozing, whose aroma is remarkably similar to a Mexican toilet.:lmao:
 
cwo_ghwebb

cwo_ghwebb

No Use for Donk Twits
The_Twisted_Ear said:
Ah, I just love a challenge!

Straight from the Urban Dictionary...

Fart Blossom

A rare tropical flower of the genus, anus stinkypinkyus. It is noted for its delicate petals, slender stem, and, of course, for its ability to blow out a vile green cloud that could bring a sewer worker to his knees. Two varieties have been discovered: (1) Red 'n Angry, whose smell has been likened to a three-day-old meatloaf left in the sun, and (2) Yellow Oozing, whose aroma is remarkably similar to a Mexican toilet.:lmao:
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Cripe! That was funny! :lmao:
 
jazz lady

jazz lady

~*~ Rara Avis ~*~
PREMO Member
The_Twisted_Ear said:
Ah, I just love a challenge!

Straight from the Urban Dictionary...

Fart Blossom

A rare tropical flower of the genus, anus stinkypinkyus. It is noted for its delicate petals, slender stem, and, of course, for its ability to blow out a vile green cloud that could bring a sewer worker to his knees. Two varieties have been discovered: (1) Red 'n Angry, whose smell has been likened to a three-day-old meatloaf left in the sun, and (2) Yellow Oozing, whose aroma is remarkably similar to a Mexican toilet.:lmao:
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Great. So much for wanting dinner tonight. :twitch:
 
cwo_ghwebb

cwo_ghwebb

No Use for Donk Twits
Well, the other night she did make bean soup. Guess I shoulda just had just one bowl instead of three.
 
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Mousebaby

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I live in a house FULL of gas passers and they all (including dogs and cats) think its hilarious to make mom run from the room screaming leaving a trail of Oust! :mad:


























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