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No Use for Donk Twits
Cats and dogs REALLY stink! And I swear to Gawd, the darn little pooch would get between us on the couch and let 'er rip. Then have this shiat eating grin on her face.
My wife and I were just out on the deck having a smoke (I know, just shoot me!) and she commented on how the other night she came to the bedroom and the room stank. Well she said something worse but I'm keeping it PG rated.
Anyhow, she said it was so bad a green cloud was floating around. Now just where in the world did we get the color green to describe a noxious cloud of stink?
Inquiring minds want to know!
Ah, I just love a challenge!
Straight from the Urban Dictionary...
Fart Blossom
A rare tropical flower of the genus, anus stinkypinkyus. It is noted for its delicate petals, slender stem, and, of course, for its ability to blow out a vile green cloud that could bring a sewer worker to his knees. Two varieties have been discovered: (1) Red 'n Angry, whose smell has been likened to a three-day-old meatloaf left in the sun, and (2) Yellow Oozing, whose aroma is remarkably similar to a Mexican toilet.
Cats and dogs REALLY stink! And I swear to Gawd, the darn little pooch would get between us on the couch and let 'er rip. Then have this shiat eating grin on her face.
Now just where in the world did we get the color green to describe a noxious cloud of stink?
Inquiring minds want to know!
Women are just jealous they can't fart like that. They don't keep their mouths shut long enough to build up the requisite pressure!God, you sound like my ex. Must be a man thing.
Women are just jealous they can't fart like that. They don't keep their mouths shut long enough to build up the requisite pressure!