I don't know, Rane - I think Frank's got you beat with the Weekly World News

I love that mag too - when the line's long at the grocery store I'll sit and read the headlines aloud to amuse everyone.
I also love those "When Animals Attack" shows and the reality cop shows - you know, where they show cops chasing some idiot, dealing with drunken broads who want to fight or getting run over while giving a ticket. Man, if I was a cop they'd charge me with police brutality my first day.