Happy and Sad

[Baja28]

A couple were sitting watching a TV program about psychology which was explaining the phenomenon of "mixed emotions."

The guy turned to his girlfriend and said, "That is an absolute bunch of crap. I bet you can't tell me anything that will make me happy and sad at the same time."

She said: "Out of all your friends, you have the biggest dick."

 

[ICit]

A couple were sitting watching a TV program about psychology which was explaining the phenomenon of "mixed emotions."

The guy turned to his girlfriend and said, "That is an absolute bunch of crap. I bet you can't tell me anything that will make me happy and sad at the same time."

She said: "Out of all your friends, you have the biggest dick."

 

[Retrodeb54]

A couple were sitting watching a TV program about psychology which was explaining the phenomenon of "mixed emotions."

The guy turned to his girlfriend and said, "That is an absolute bunch of crap. I bet you can't tell me anything that will make me happy and sad at the same time."

She said: "Out of all your friends, you have the biggest dick."

Brings to mind the old adage, "Cheat on me? You better hide your friends."

 

[Cheeky1]

A couple were sitting watching a TV program about psychology which was explaining the phenomenon of "mixed emotions."

The guy turned to his girlfriend and said, "That is an absolute bunch of crap. I bet you can't tell me anything that will make me happy and sad at the same time."

She said: "Out of all your friends, you have the biggest dick."

daaaaaaammmmmmmmnnnnnnnn

 

[luvmygdaughters]

A couple were sitting watching a TV program about psychology which was explaining the phenomenon of "mixed emotions."

The guy turned to his girlfriend and said, "That is an absolute bunch of crap. I bet you can't tell me anything that will make me happy and sad at the same time."

She said: "Out of all your friends, you have the biggest dick."