Happy Election Day!

Kyle

Beloved Misanthrope
PREMO Member
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Kyle

Beloved Misanthrope
PREMO Member


Against the will of Liz Cheney, Jennifer Lopez, and Democracy itself, Donald Trump has been elected the 47th President of the United States.

It's a scary and confusing time for everyone. To help you be prepared, here are twelve things you should expect to happen over the next few months:

  1. All women immediately issued their Handmaid's Tale outfits: Any woman caught not wearing one will be shot.
  2. Construction begins on cages for immigrant kids, minorities, and the LGBTQ community: Minorities will be required to live in a cage for the duration of Trump's second term.
  3. Tim Walz finally stops pretending to be straight: This should be a huge relief for him.
  4. Ceremonial turning over of the White House Roku remote: One of the most important Presidential traditions.
  5. Changing table removed from White House master bedroom: President Trump is fully capable of changing himself without any help.
  6. Jan 6 becomes a federal holiday: All citizens will be required to leave out McDonald's for Trump on January 6 Eve.
  7. Journalists all be required to wear dunce caps in public: As well they should.
  8. Keith Olbermann is humanely euthanized: It's the compassionate thing to do.
  9. Oceans heat up to 1 million degrees Celsius thanks to global warming: Kiss your loved ones goodbye.
  10. RFK Jr. stops grifting for sympathy with his fake hoarse voice: That dude has been milking that for way too long.
  11. All vaccines made illegal, killing everyone on the planet: Experts say this will happen within 2 days of Trump taking office.
  12. You're finally able to afford eggs: Thank you, Lord!
Be sure to send this list to friends and loved ones so they can prepare too.
 

Hijinx

Well-Known Member


Against the will of Liz Cheney, Jennifer Lopez, and Democracy itself, Donald Trump has been elected the 47th President of the United States.

It's a scary and confusing time for everyone. To help you be prepared, here are twelve things you should expect to happen over the next few months:

  1. Keith Olbermann is humanely euthanized: It's the compassionate thing to do.

Euthanizing squirrels has already been so what's one more squirrel euthanized.
 

Ramp Guy

Well-Known Member
Yeah, that was a bit disappointing.

I was hoping for a meltdown.
It was disappointing... It seemed to me that Jessie and Greg pulled back from the normal zingers they aim at her.

They were a few spots where she said something that on a regular night they (J & G) would have thrown it back in her face. There was a spot that I was surprised they didn't say something about her lying regarding Joe's mental issues. Oh well, it appears that she realized she placed her money on the losing horse. She was "head down" humble, but I wonder how soon she will be back to the Democrats are the best thing since "sliced bread".
 

WingsOfGold

Well-Known Member
I thought he still had his twigs and berries?

This is one of the dumbest times in human history.

17th century humans: "Arrrrggghhh! Witches! Let's burn them!"
21st century humans: "Hold my beer....."
I read somewhere the berries were picked,no idea on the twig. I do remember when kungflu hit he got his mother out off the nursing home left the rest to die.
 
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