Happy Valentines to one and all

unixpirate

unixpirate

Pitty Party
Hearts and roses and kisses galore...
What the hell is that schtuff for?
People get mushy and start acting queer
It's definitely the most annoying day of the year.

This day needs to get the hell over with and pass.
Before I shove a dozen roses up Cupid's ass.
I'll spend the day so drunk I can't speak
And wear all black for the rest of the week.

Guys act all sweet but soon it will fade
For all they are doing is trying to get laid.
The arrow cupid shot at me must not have hit,
Because I think love is a bunch of $#!+.

So there's my story... what can I say
Love bites ass... SCREW VALENTINE'S DAY!
 
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dmc854

Guest
unixpirate said:
Hearts and roses and kisses galore...
What the hell is that schtuff for?
People get mushy and start acting queer
It's definitely the most annoying day of the year.

This day needs to get the hell over with and pass.
Before I shove a dozen roses up Cupid's ass.
I'll spend the day so drunk I can't speak
And wear all black for the rest of the week.

Guys act all sweet but soon it will fade
For all they are doing is trying to get laid.
The arrow cupid shot at me must not have hit,
Because I think love is a bunch of $#!+.

So there's my story... what can I say
Love bites ass... SCREW VALENTINE'S DAY!
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What a heart felt sentiment..LOL :smoochy:
 
fttrsbeerwench

fttrsbeerwench

New Member
Yeah , it sucks big time. I think it's a stupid holiday too, not only do men feel the have to go all out for their gals. But, the gals think that if they don't , then the So doesn't love them. Boohoo! I once bought 14 V-day cards and a bunch of stuffed animals for my ex . hung them all over the house. I think he thought I was "ate up with the dumbazz". Another time I had 50 bucks in ballons in my car going to see a boyfriend about 112 years ago.. my car was so stuffed that I wrecked my car.!! Yeah , that holiday definatly sucks... HAHA!
 
kwillia

kwillia

n/a
fttrsbeerwench said:
Yeah , it sucks big time. I think it's a stupid holiday too, not only do men feel the have to go all out for their gals. But, the gals think that if they don't , then the So doesn't love them. Boohoo! I once bought 14 V-day cards and a bunch of stuffed animals for my ex . hung them all over the house. I think he thought I was "ate up with the dumbazz". Another time I had 50 bucks in ballons in my car going to see a boyfriend about 112 years ago.. my car was so stuffed that I wrecked my car.!! Yeah , that holiday definatly sucks... HAHA!
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Get a grip... don't blame an entire holiday because you make stupid choices...:killingme wrecking your car cause it's stuffed with balloons... that is demsworthy...:killingme
 
K_Jo

K_Jo

Pea Brain
PREMO Member
kwillia said:
:yeahthat: Cause it really sucks when you have to write the check for your own $100 roses out of the household fund...:lol:
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:lol: I'd rather just get right to the sex.
 
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suzeQ

Occasional User
kwillia said:
:yeahthat: Cause it really sucks when you have to write the check for your own $100 roses out of the household fund...:lol:
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And wouldn't most of us be happy with a simple sentiment like a nice card with a personal note in it? :dance:
 
K_Jo

K_Jo

Pea Brain
PREMO Member
suzeQ said:
And wouldn't most of us be happy with a simple sentiment like a nice card with a personal note in it? :dance:
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Or just getting right to the sex.
 
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dems4me

Guest
kwillia said:
:yeahthat: Cause it really sucks when you have to write the check for your own $100 roses out of the household fund...:lol:
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:killingme:


I may try this -- this is the first Valentine's Day I've been single and alone since middle school :frown: I could of course go to a bar and pick someone up just for the sake of being with someone on valentine's day/date but it's not worth it. :frown: I never thought about buying myself flowers :yay: thanks! :clap:
 
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