Happy Valentines to one and all

[jazz lady]

going to see a boyfriend about 112 years ago..

Dang! Just how old ARE you?

 

[Otter]

How about this: Thank the good Lord you don't have to wash someone else's underwear or hang up his jacket EVERY night or hear him whine when you have a headache and don't get up to pack his lunch.

Gee, you've adapted quite rapidly to married life..

 

[K_Jo]

Gee, you've adapted quite rapidly to married life..

I love my little .

 

[dems4me]

Hey dems... she said you weren't lovely or young.... you gonna take that...

That was my interpretation as well, but I'm not feeling well so I thought maybe I was just being hypersensitive and that my feelings were hyperbolous to the post.


I can pretend to be lovely... can't pretend to be young though :shrug: I'll scratch him off the list.

 

[bresamil]

Hey dems... she said you weren't lovely or young.... you gonna take that...

I didn't say that. I said she'd have to take a number to join the list.



Troublemaker!

 

[bresamil]

A few??? And just who might they be???

I'm pretty sure you have your suspicions. And I told you before I wasn't going to dime them out. You'll just have to wait and see.

 

[dems4me]

Goodnight!!!! I'm sick as a dog and outta here after asking all day... my request has finally been granted!!!

 

[unixpirate]

You wouldn't by chance be the product of a divorce or anything... Would you, Unix?

Yes..




Ah the hell with it.. Why fret.. Its all good..

 

[Ed Zachary]

Well you better take a number. I know of a few lovely young forumites in line ahead of you if Magnum ever becomes available.

i'm accepting applications

 

[unixpirate]

Or just getting right to the sex.

Now that's what I'm talking about.. Butt slappin, and you know the rest..


Now now K_Jo.. Remember
One of the most frequent complaints that women have about male sexual behavior is that men are too genitally focused. Many men, particularly those in long-term relationships, think they should "get down and dirty" as soon as possible, so they can start enjoying the main course.

 

[janey83]

:shrug: The only time most people enjoy V-day is when they have someone special to share it with....otherwise you're stuck watching all the lovebirds. High school was the worst....the front office would full of balloons & flowers that were passed out to students who basically just paraded around showing off.

 

[unixpirate]

While you're at it dems, tell yourself how beautiful you are and that you're the best you've ever had!!

Your K

Litterally

 

[K_Jo]

One of the most frequent complaints that women have about male sexual behavior is that men are too genitally focused. Many men, particularly those in long-term relationships, think they should "get down and dirty" as soon as possible, so they can start enjoying the main course.

I've heard about gals like that. But some women just like it. A LOT.

 

[suzeQ]

:shrug: The only time most people enjoy V-day is when they have someone special to share it with....otherwise you're stuck watching all the lovebirds. High school was the worst....the front office would full of balloons & flowers that were passed out to students who basically just paraded around showing off.

Now you know that many of your friends probably sent the flowers to themselves. Don't you wish you had thought of that!?

 

[PrchJrkr]

Now you know that many of your friends probably sent the flowers to themselves. Don't you wish you had thought of that!?

:janey:

















j/k

 

[bresamil]

Incidentally Unix. I've been meaning to ask you for some time now. Who is your AV? He makes me want to lick the screen.

 

[somdcrab]

huh

 

[K_Jo]

Incidentally Unix. I've been meaning to ask you for some time now. Who is your AV? He makes me want to lick the screen.

I thought it was unix's high school yearbook picture.

 

[BoredatWork]

:shrug: The only time most people enjoy V-day is when they have someone special to share it with....otherwise you're stuck watching all the lovebirds. High school was the worst....the front office would full of balloons & flowers that were passed out to students who basically just paraded around showing off.

It's true that only people in relationships generally enjoy Valentine's Day; except perhaps if you've been married a long time, in which case you may hate it! While I may not enjoy it this year, I don't think it's anything to get bitter over. You meet someone whenever you meet them, so it's no point in fretting over it.

 

[janey83]

Now you know that many of your friends probably sent the flowers to themselves. Don't you wish you had thought of that!?

last year, my bf gave me 2 dozen roses......this year, I'm buying myself chocolate