Harry Pitts... paging Harry Pitts...

[kwillia]

Harry Pitts? The worst baby names of all time - Parenting & Family - TODAY.com

Mayo Head
Mustard M. Mustard
Pickle Parker

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Al Caholic
Oliver Clothesoff
I.P. Freely
Seymour Butz
Mike Rotch
Hugh Jass
Amanda Hugginkiss
Ivana Tinkle
Anita Bath
Maya Buttreeks

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Why do parents do this to their kids?

 

[aps45819]

Used to work with a guy named Richard Head. First thing he'd say when you met him was "Don't call me Dick"

 

[KDENISE977]

I was at a car dealership and the receptionist kept paging Mike Hunt.... repeatedly, I think it escaped her why all the salesman were laughing hysterically.

 

[Merlin99]

Harry Pitts? The worst baby names of all time - Parenting & Family - TODAY.com

Mayo Head
Mustard M. Mustard
Pickle Parker

The following Bart creations all exist within the Ancestry.com databases:


Al Caholic
Oliver Clothesoff
I.P. Freely
Seymour Butz
Mike Rotch
Hugh Jass
Amanda Hugginkiss
Ivana Tinkle
Anita Bath
Maya Buttreeks

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Why do parents do this to their kids?

I went to school with Candy Kain.

 

[Retrodeb54]

Harry Pitts? The worst baby names of all time - Parenting & Family - TODAY.com

Mayo Head
Mustard M. Mustard
Pickle Parker

The following Bart creations all exist within the Ancestry.com databases:


Al Caholic
Oliver Clothesoff
I.P. Freely
Seymour Butz
Mike Rotch
Hugh Jass
Amanda Hugginkiss
Ivana Tinkle
Anita Bath
Maya Buttreeks

.

Why do parents do this to their kids?

While doing a contract in the 80's with a D.C. government worker I knew his name was Thornhill from several previous phone conversations. Different yes, but not really that awful. When we finished up phone conference I asked for his last name so I could work up agreement. When he said Snotty I almost fell out of my chair. Why with a last name like Snotty would parents attach Thornhill to add to a future of childhood torture?

 

[RoseRed]

I went to school with Candy Kain.

I know her.

 

[frequentflier]

I went to school with Candy Kain.

Didn't she later get into porn?

 

[Foxhound]

I actually had to repair a computer for Maj. Dick Head at the pentagon back in 1990.

Why would you name your child this?

P.S. He got promoted to Lt. Col before I left. Kinda ruined his fun. Don't know if he ever made General.

 

[Sweet 16]

I actually had to repair a computer for Maj. Dick Head at the pentagon back in 1990.

Why would you name your child this?

P.S. He got promoted to Lt. Col before I left. Kinda ruined his fun. Don't know if he ever made General.

Apparently there were a lot of parents who were either clueless or with a sick sense of humor back in the day. A high school friend's dad was also "Richard Head". I wonder if any of these guys has ever sued their parents for emotional distress?