An 80 year old gentleman was walking by a shoestore, saw a pair of cowboy boots in the window. He had always wantged a pair, so he bought them, and went home. Upon arrival at his home, he thought he would surprise his 75 year old wife, so he put the boots on and strutted into the kitchen.
"Hi, Millie - do you notice anything different about me?" Sher looked him over, and said "no, Earl, I don't"
Frustrated, Earl went in to their bedroom, and decided he woiuld show his wife a thing or two, so he stripped buck naked except for his cowboy boots, and went back into the kitchen, and asked her if she noticed anything different now.
She looked him up and down, and said "No, nothing different". Earl was really mad now. He asked her again.
Milliee repled "Earl, you were hanging down yesterday, you're hanging down today, and you'll be hanging down tomorrow". Earl was really frustrated now, and he says :Millie, "it's pointing right at it!"
Millie looked at him and said "Earl, you should have bought a hat instead".
"Hi, Millie - do you notice anything different about me?" Sher looked him over, and said "no, Earl, I don't"
Frustrated, Earl went in to their bedroom, and decided he woiuld show his wife a thing or two, so he stripped buck naked except for his cowboy boots, and went back into the kitchen, and asked her if she noticed anything different now.
She looked him up and down, and said "No, nothing different". Earl was really mad now. He asked her again.
Milliee repled "Earl, you were hanging down yesterday, you're hanging down today, and you'll be hanging down tomorrow". Earl was really frustrated now, and he says :Millie, "it's pointing right at it!"
Millie looked at him and said "Earl, you should have bought a hat instead".