Have you Seen...

[TPD]

This guy doesn’t have to worry about a crooked carrot...

https://nypost.com/2021/11/05/mans-penis-rots-after-being-bitten-by-snake-in-south-africa/

 

[UglyBear]

This guy doesn’t have to worry about a crooked carrot...

https://nypost.com/2021/11/05/mans-penis-rots-after-being-bitten-by-snake-in-south-africa/

What did he try to get the snake to do?
Some guys...

 

[PeoplesElbow]

I was pretty drunk one night when I was in college and fell off a girl right on the ole kickstand and no bend from that, just a nasty rug burn from that dorm room carpet.

 

[Kyle]

What did he try to get the snake to do?
Some guys...

There once was a man name Holace,
who used snakes and raccoons for his solace,
all the children had scales,
and long bushy tails,
And voted for governor Wallace.

 

[PeoplesElbow]

FYI, if you cut yourself or tear that skin it bleeds like a stuck pig

 

[TPD]

FYI, if you cut yourself or tear that skin it bleeds like a stuck pig

Here - hold ma beer