Hello from a Newbie

[justhangn]

Welcome to the asylum.

 

[jazz lady]

Hi Kismet!

Welcome...enjoy your stay.

What part of Ohio are you from?

 

[Flo]

Welcome Kismet!!:



Hope you enjoy your stay in Southern Maryland!

 

[Kismet]

Jazz lady, Im from just North of Dayton, Ohio.

Things here are much different.

And to answer a few questions:

I eventually have a drink to deal with this place ( yes, Im completely bored!), dont smoke ( ACK), and I caught a 7 lb Bass fish when i was about 10 yrs old......:razz2:

Am finding that Its almost impossible to locate a job, and not everyone here is the friendliest of folk. So far, I know only ONE of my neighbors. Thats sad.

Oh yeah, and theres a squirrel or something that crawls into the roof area of our apartment building, Ive made friends with it, and have decided that squirrles tell better jokes than the Budweiser Ferrets do... ( Just kidding).

 

[SxyPrincess]

Hey, Kis...

Squirrel's like Hershey's Miniature Chocolate bars.

 

[watercolor]

Hi Kismet! Nice to have a newbie here. Glad you came out from under your rock.

 

[SEABREEZE 1957]

Howdy and Welcome to Southern Maryland! You'll find the most interesting, intelligent, and down to earth common sense folks right here. You know, I didn't introduce myself when I started lurking in here....I'm a newbie too, but they've all seemed to accept me well, except Steve 203...

 

[migtig]

Re: Welcome Kismet

Originally posted by penncam
[B
These folks aren't shy.
Why some of them even have stuffed raccoons as the centerpiece
on their dining room tables. Down home folk, you know?

penn [/B]

It's not a raccoon it's a stuffed skunk - atmosphere ya know. And stop talking about me!!!!j/k

Welcome to the board kismet!! Got your NRA membership yet?

 

[Penn]

Re: Re: Welcome Kismet

Originally posted by migtig
It's not a raccon it's a stuffed skunk - atmosphere ya know. And stop talking about me!!!!j/k

Welcome to the board kismet!! Got your NRA membership yet?

Gees migtig, y'all just gotta learn to spell "raccoon"! It's givin' us St. Mary's folk a bad name.

If'n you got a skunk on your dinner table, don't the sight of that critter have an effect on some of your gentlemen callers? Or do they just want to know the name of your taxidermist?

penn

 

[migtig]

Re: Re: Re: Welcome Kismet

Originally posted by penncam
Gees migtig, y'all just gotta learn to spell "raccoon"! It's givin' us St. Mary's folk a bad name.

If'n you got a skunk on your dinner table, don't the sight of that critter have an effect on some of your gentlemen callers? Or do they just want to know the name of your taxidermist?

penn

Oops. my bad - and I fixed it!

And if any of my gentlemen callers make it thru the front door, then they gotta run the gauntlet of the dawg and by that time they just are plumb wore out and aren't interested in anything on my dining room table!

 

[Penn]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Welcome Kismet

Originally posted by migtig
Oops. my bad - and I fixed it!

And if any of my gentlemen callers make it thru the front door, then they gotta run the gauntlet of the dawg and by that time they just are plumb wore out and aren't interested in anything on my dining room table!

And that's when you catch 'em, huh?

:razz2: penn

 

[Kismet]

Hmmmm. all this here talk about roadkill gave me a bright ideeerrr....

........Dang.. I mean I ALMOST forgot to unpack my fondue!!!!!!!!!

Yeah. Fondue the old roadkill.

Ok. Excuse me while i go fill up my glass of cabernet again.....

 

[SEABREEZE 1957]

Originally posted by Kismet
Hmmmm. all this here talk about roadkill gave me a bright ideeerrr....

........Dang.. I mean I ALMOST forgot to unpack my fondue!!!!!!!!!

Yeah. Fondue the old roadkill.

Ok. Excuse me while i go fill up my glass of cabernet again.....

Well Kismet, you're gonna fit in 'jus fine...Nothing better than some good fondued road kill, gotta have a big chuck of Velvetta to dip it in...now's the prime season for roadkill, it stays fresher in the cold. I'd have to say you need to pop open a Bud and ditch the cabernet if you want to be truley authentic....