Hello? Is there anybody out there

GregV814

Well-Known Member
Well Black Friday for me was at 4:06am. I got a killer deal on 3 day old egg salad sammiches and coffee creamers!!
 

BernieP

Resident PIA
Well Black Friday for me was at 4:06am. I got a killer deal on 3 day old egg salad sammiches and coffee creamers!!
Right now the MDOT is making money, lots of LEO on the rode with cars pulled over. Good time to commit a robbery, traffic is slowed down and cops are busy writing tickets.
 

RoseRed

American Beauty
PREMO Member
Well I got some of those, unfortunately from my gramma. I did learn she stuffs her brassiere ...
Is this her and her friends? They look like a lot of fun! :jet:

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Pete

Repete
so in an attempt to kill time, I have a question: in the single world, why do guys insist on sending dicque pics? the last one I got was....not flattering, I almost felt sorry for the guy. then another single coworker said she got one from the guy she just had two dates with. and it wasn't flattering either, and she pulled a pic off the internet of the HUGE dick, and sent it back to him, saying she preferred this size (it was HUGE lol) His response? " that is so f*cked up of you". I just don't get the single guys. and these are guys in their 50's. I wish I got dick pics from the hot 20 somethings at my gym.
Check your PM
 

Merlin99

Visualize whirled peas
PREMO Member
I dunno, the text conversation was not sexual at all. I got a few texts, then I responded when he asked what I was up to -- I texted, "just back from gym, what are you up to". then the shot of him in a bathtub. his little wonker peeking out from the water.
Maybe he was looking for a critique of his manscaping job, we don't have a lot of options like the ladies do. You have to admit a landing strip on a guy just looks funny but a nicely sculpted heart can be endearing. Personally I've went with a full Bob Ross.
 

mitzi

Well-Known Member
IKR.

But, seriously - it's probably a good thing he did it - that just weeds out the crazy. Now you know for sure and can say "thank you Geezus, I dodged that crazy person. :lol:

Right. I may have met him somewhere for lunch as an old friend, not a date. Kind of a good thing he sent it so I knew what kind of person he is.
 

RoseRed

American Beauty
PREMO Member
Right. I may have met him somewhere for lunch as an old friend, not a date. Kind of a good thing he sent it so I knew what kind of person he is.
This reminds me about a guy I reconnected on FB from high school. He had been a sorta weird burn put back then, but harmless. Well, he turned into a real creeper almost immediately messaging me wanting to come visit (from California) and asking for my address and phone number. I put an end to that really quickly.
 

mitzi

Well-Known Member
This reminds me about a guy I reconnected on FB from high school. He had been a sorta weird burn put back then, but harmless. Well, he turned into a real creeper almost immediately messaging me wanting to come visit (from California) and asking for my address and phone number. I put an end to that really quickly.

There's some desperate people out there.
 

black dog

Free America
"surfs"????????

Christ....

Yep Serfs, we voted and we worked 3 doubles this week. Sun,Mon and Tues and I paid the surfs 24 hrs strait time and 24 hrs of time and a half for working that.... Plus thur and fri holidays paid..... What a horrible slave driver I am....,,, Would prostitutes be more fitting??????
Oh, and a fresh turkey to take home..... So be careful or I'll send the tattooed chic to the next meet and greet......
 

mitzi

Well-Known Member
Right now the MDOT is making money, lots of LEO on the rode with cars pulled over. Good time to commit a robbery, traffic is slowed down and cops are busy writing tickets.

I think half the force was in Leonardtown from 4:00 on. I guess with size the crowd has grown into they have to be. I enjoyed it when it wasn't this crowded.
 
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