Yes, but not the gizzardsWhat - you don't like a turkey sammich the day after Thanksgiving? What did you think I was talking about? Geesh
Yes, but not the gizzardsWhat - you don't like a turkey sammich the day after Thanksgiving? What did you think I was talking about? Geesh
Right now the MDOT is making money, lots of LEO on the rode with cars pulled over. Good time to commit a robbery, traffic is slowed down and cops are busy writing tickets.Well Black Friday for me was at 4:06am. I got a killer deal on 3 day old egg salad sammiches and coffee creamers!!
So, are the wimmens sending you bosom pics?Want to know what it's like from the other side of the fence?
Well I got some of those, unfortunately from my gramma. I did learn she stuffs her brassiere ...So, are the wimmens sending you bosom pics?
Well I got some of those, unfortunately from my gramma. I did learn she stuffs her brassiere ...
Is this her and her friends? They look like a lot of fun!Well I got some of those, unfortunately from my gramma. I did learn she stuffs her brassiere ...
Check your PMso in an attempt to kill time, I have a question: in the single world, why do guys insist on sending dicque pics? the last one I got was....not flattering, I almost felt sorry for the guy. then another single coworker said she got one from the guy she just had two dates with. and it wasn't flattering either, and she pulled a pic off the internet of the HUGE dick, and sent it back to him, saying she preferred this size (it was HUGE lol) His response? " that is so f*cked up of you". I just don't get the single guys. and these are guys in their 50's. I wish I got dick pics from the hot 20 somethings at my gym.
Maybe he was looking for a critique of his manscaping job, we don't have a lot of options like the ladies do. You have to admit a landing strip on a guy just looks funny but a nicely sculpted heart can be endearing. Personally I've went with a full Bob Ross.I dunno, the text conversation was not sexual at all. I got a few texts, then I responded when he asked what I was up to -- I texted, "just back from gym, what are you up to". then the shot of him in a bathtub. his little wonker peeking out from the water.
IKR.
But, seriously - it's probably a good thing he did it - that just weeds out the crazy. Now you know for sure and can say "thank you Geezus, I dodged that crazy person.
This reminds me about a guy I reconnected on FB from high school. He had been a sorta weird burn put back then, but harmless. Well, he turned into a real creeper almost immediately messaging me wanting to come visit (from California) and asking for my address and phone number. I put an end to that really quickly.Right. I may have met him somewhere for lunch as an old friend, not a date. Kind of a good thing he sent it so I knew what kind of person he is.
Personally, I've gone with a full Bob Ross.
This reminds me about a guy I reconnected on FB from high school. He had been a sorta weird burn put back then, but harmless. Well, he turned into a real creeper almost immediately messaging me wanting to come visit (from California) and asking for my address and phone number. I put an end to that really quickly.
You never know how people change. One of THE hottest heart-throbs is now a cross-dresser.There's some desperate people out there.
Gilligan?You never know how people change. One of THE hottest heart-throbs is now a cross-dresser.
He doesn't make a very pretty Maryann.Gilligan?
No, Jesus was a Jew. YW..."surfs"????????
Christ....
"surfs"????????
Christ....
Right now the MDOT is making money, lots of LEO on the rode with cars pulled over. Good time to commit a robbery, traffic is slowed down and cops are busy writing tickets.