Originally posted by Pete
Just yesterday a lawn mower blade came hurtling through the air while I was minding my own business. Luckily I had the proper "10 til 2" white knuckle grip on the wheel, eyes forward, alert scanning the horizon for hazards and I saw it. I swerved, screamed like a chic, tore my skirt the cherry fell off my smoke and burned a hole in my new halter top but I missed it.
Originally posted by Pete
Al Just yesterday a lawn mower blade came hurtling through the air while I was minding my own business. Luckily I had the proper "10 til 2" white knuckle grip on the wheel, eyes forward, alert scanning the horizon for hazards and I saw it. I swerved, screamed like a chic, tore my skirt the cherry fell off my smoke and burned a hole in my new halter top but I missed it.
Originally posted by Pete
Always I have been driving for more years than the spoiled chic has been alive and I cannot tell you how annoying it is with all that metal flying through the air on the roads are. Just last year I went through 40 or 50 tires, 8 or 9 windshields and I have just stopped getting the truck repainted. Just yesterday a lawn mower blade came hurtling through the air while I was minding my own business. Luckily I had the proper "10 til 2" white knuckle grip on the wheel, eyes forward, alert scanning the horizon for hazards and I saw it. I swerved, screamed like a chic, tore my skirt the cherry fell off my smoke and burned a hole in my new halter top but I missed it.
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I'd rather have a lawn mower blade hurlling at me any day than a biodegradable ciggerette butt!!!! You were lucky!!!! I was driving in this morning and had to swerve all these ciggerette butts flying in the air -- I must of had to swerve and veer off the road at least 20 times because of these items flying through the air, and then I got pulled over for drunk driving and had to explain to the cops about all these flying ciggerette butts flying through the air like the cicadas were.
good thing I drive a big truck or I would have been totalled by one of these massive ciggerette butts.
Cool, I am a bit more barrel chested than she is but I can make it work. NP with the mower blade just one of those things around here in good old SOMD with all the metal an all falling into the road. Just last week I was cruising to McKays for some 10oz buds and some nonfat frozen yogurt when out of nowhere about 2 heaping hand fulls of nuts and bolts came flying down the road. Sparks everywhere but as you know the scatter pattern is pretty wide. When those things hit the truck it sounded like a Taliban machine gun. Luckily I left my Miata at home, I have not gotten it fixed since the lid off a webber grill came bouncing down the road in front of me. Stuck right to the hood, not it looks like a radar dish on the front.Originally posted by migtig
Sorry 'bout that Pete, but I spilt my beer while driving and the dang lawn mower was in pieces on the back of the truck and I swerved a little to the left in front of Dean's Lumber cause I was afraid I was gonna hit another deer. I let ya borrow my halter top - I stole it from SxyPrincess.
I thought you were packing bags of sugar, you saw us leave? 
