Mojo
New Member
I'll show you mine if you show me yours!
Now it's your turn
I'll show you mine if you show me yours!
Just watch your spelling or your get your spanked.
Just watch your spelling or your get your spanked.
You liked it But now that we know you're retarded, I haven't picked on you once. See how easy that was?
Y-O-U-'-L-L, you big dum dum!!!
Hi everyone! I am new to your forum world, anyone have any advice for me?
Just watch your spelling or your get your spanked.
My advice:
Never ask for advice here.
hmm...new person asking who to stay away from. I was too lazy to search the other posts but, MPD who is trying to see if anyone badmouths them?
but if not, welcome Dyme. I already like you, because your name reminds me of MONEYYYY!!!
that's what i'm here for!
Remember, no matter how bad a day you think you're having, someone on here will always one that is way worse, or at least they will say they did.
This isn't true. There's no way anyone can be having a worse day than I am.
It started when I zipped my pee-pee in my zipper.
Then everyone in my office gave me a nurple.
Then my computer crashed.
Twice.
At lunchtime, half the office held me down, while the other half dragged forks across my gums.
Then I fell off the roof of the building, and halfway down I caught my eyelid on a nail.
Now my ass is on fire.
This isn't true. There's no way anyone can be having a worse day than I am.
It started when I zipped my pee-pee in my zipper.
Then everyone in my office gave me a nurple.
Then my computer crashed.
Twice.
At lunchtime, half the office held me down, while the other half dragged forks across my gums.
Then I fell off the roof of the building, and halfway down I caught my eyelid on a nail.
Now my ass is on fire.
Quit your whining.
for crying out loud man, at least you have a JOB! It could be worse you know....................