I was compensated by the kids who threw the party nearby, but they never gave up the names of who actually cut the donuts in the field. We got names of some passengers in the vehicles but never the drivers. They did a damn good job of covering for their friends.
Like you and the dinosaurs? 
I considered this as well, the pallets are stacked at the edge of the property and it's possible they thought the were going to be disposed of. However the evidence against that is that they showed up after dark and took them rather than show up in the day time and ask nicely. And I still have you on ignoreHey @TPD I have the feeling that these Chuckle Heads don't even know they're stealing. Like you mentioned, it appears they've consumed some of the miracle "Instant A-Hole" beverage, and are probably lucky if they didn't burn themselves alive.
Scare the living bejebbus out of them for sure, but remember you were young once too. Weren't you?
I considered this as well, the pallets are stacked at the edge of the property and it's possible they thought the were going to be disposed of. However the evidence against that is that they showed up after dark and took them rather than show up in the day time and ask nicely. And I still have you on ignore
I don’t have any contacts there, so no.
Dyno-tipping was the rage back then.Scare the living bejebbus out of them for sure, but remember you were young once too. Weren't you?
NOT
Triceratops were the ointment!
If it were me I'd rig up a booby trap. I'm mean like that.
Back in the day Larry Gude had a problem with punks playing mailbox baseball. So he put a smaller mailbox inside a larger mailbox and filled the gap with concrete. That was the end of the mailbox baseball.
