GopherM
Darwin was right
Last week, she checked into a motel on her 70th birthday and she was a bit lonely.
She thought, "I'll call one of those men you see advertised in
phone books for escorts and sensual massages."
She looked through the phone book, found a full page ad for a guy
calling himself Tender Tony - a very handsome man with assorted
physical skills flexing in the photo.
He had all the right muscles in all the right places, thick wavy hair,
long powerful legs, dazzling smile, six pack abs and she felt quite
certain she could bounce a quarter off his well oiled butt.
She figured, what the heck, nobody will ever know. I'll give him a call.
"Good evening, ma'am, how may I help you?" . . .
Oh my, he sounded sooo sexy! Afraid she would lose her nerve if
she hesitated, she rushed right in.......
"Hi, I hear you give a great massage, I'd like you to come to
my motel room and give me one.
No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in town all alone
and what I really want is sex……………..
I want it hot, and I want it now. Bring implements, toys, rubber,
leather, whips, everything you've got in your bag of tricks.
We'll go hot and heavy all night - tie me up, cover me in
chocolate syrup and whipped cream, anything and
everything, I'm REALLY REALLY ready!!
Now she says……..”how does that sound?"
He said………….
"That sounds REALLY absolutely fantastic………………
But FIRST.......................
You do need to press 9 for an outside line!"
She thought, "I'll call one of those men you see advertised in
phone books for escorts and sensual massages."
She looked through the phone book, found a full page ad for a guy
calling himself Tender Tony - a very handsome man with assorted
physical skills flexing in the photo.
He had all the right muscles in all the right places, thick wavy hair,
long powerful legs, dazzling smile, six pack abs and she felt quite
certain she could bounce a quarter off his well oiled butt.
She figured, what the heck, nobody will ever know. I'll give him a call.
"Good evening, ma'am, how may I help you?" . . .
Oh my, he sounded sooo sexy! Afraid she would lose her nerve if
she hesitated, she rushed right in.......
"Hi, I hear you give a great massage, I'd like you to come to
my motel room and give me one.
No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in town all alone
and what I really want is sex……………..
I want it hot, and I want it now. Bring implements, toys, rubber,
leather, whips, everything you've got in your bag of tricks.
We'll go hot and heavy all night - tie me up, cover me in
chocolate syrup and whipped cream, anything and
everything, I'm REALLY REALLY ready!!
Now she says……..”how does that sound?"
He said………….
"That sounds REALLY absolutely fantastic………………
But FIRST.......................
You do need to press 9 for an outside line!"
