GregV814
Well-Known Member
Watching these commercials for senior citizen communities, (you know, pool volleyball, communal eating with beautiful people... bocci balls....) I thought of this....
There's an old joke about the pharmacist who finds two pre-adolescent boys fooling around very secretively in aisles of womens sanitary products. He asks them what they were looking for. One boy says he never learned how to ride a bicycle..... The pharmacist says, "so, I see...but why are you looking at these items?" the boy says, "well, I've seen commercials where ladies can ride bikes and swim with these things", and pointing to his friend says "he cant swim either" ...
So, if we move into one of those fine senior citizen communities, can I play bocci ball??? Dance to swing era music with 70 year old pin up models??? Dine on Eyetalian meals?? Have one of the "boys" polish the hubcaps on my Benz????
There's an old joke about the pharmacist who finds two pre-adolescent boys fooling around very secretively in aisles of womens sanitary products. He asks them what they were looking for. One boy says he never learned how to ride a bicycle..... The pharmacist says, "so, I see...but why are you looking at these items?" the boy says, "well, I've seen commercials where ladies can ride bikes and swim with these things", and pointing to his friend says "he cant swim either" ...
So, if we move into one of those fine senior citizen communities, can I play bocci ball??? Dance to swing era music with 70 year old pin up models??? Dine on Eyetalian meals?? Have one of the "boys" polish the hubcaps on my Benz????
lol
