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GregV814

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Watching these commercials for senior citizen communities, (you know, pool volleyball, communal eating with beautiful people... bocci balls....) I thought of this....

There's an old joke about the pharmacist who finds two pre-adolescent boys fooling around very secretively in aisles of womens sanitary products. He asks them what they were looking for. One boy says he never learned how to ride a bicycle..... The pharmacist says, "so, I see...but why are you looking at these items?" the boy says, "well, I've seen commercials where ladies can ride bikes and swim with these things", and pointing to his friend says "he cant swim either" ...

So, if we move into one of those fine senior citizen communities, can I play bocci ball??? Dance to swing era music with 70 year old pin up models??? Dine on Eyetalian meals?? Have one of the "boys" polish the hubcaps on my Benz????
 

vraiblonde

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You're supposed to see those commercials and be all, "Oh, look how much fun those actors on TV are having! I want to do that!" Then go live at the Villages, where you'll sit in your house watching Andy Griffith reruns except Monday which is Bingo night.
 

Homer J

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You're supposed to see those commercials and be all, "Oh, look how much fun those actors on TV are having! I want to do that!" Then go live at the Villages, where you'll sit in your house watching Andy Griffith reruns except Monday which is Bingo night.
You forgot to hang out your loofah. That'll make it more enjoyable.
 

GregV814

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You're supposed to see those commercials and be all, "Oh, look how much fun those actors on TV are having! I want to do that!" Then go live at the Villages, where you'll sit in your house watching Andy Griffith reruns except Monday which is Bingo night.
Yeahbut, I'm doing that now...Plus I dont know what a foofa is... my son used to call it a foofa when he farted.... Plus Andy Griffin wasn't very good after Barney left and Howard "Homo" Sprague and Ken Berry got married and it was in color.... Not B & W...
We cant snicker at Otis now because of his "addiction"...
Did you note that there were no _____________, or _____________ on that show?
 

Homer J

Power Chord
Yeahbut, I'm doing that now...Plus I dont know what a foofa is... my son used to call it a foofa when he farted.... Plus Andy Griffin wasn't very good after Barney left and Howard "Homo" Sprague and Ken Berry got married and it was in color.... Not B & W...
We cant snicker at Otis now because of his "addiction"...
Did you note that there were no _____________, or _____________ on that show?
Hang your foofa out to let folks know what you're interested in.

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GregV814

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Here's me and my junior high classmates at a "getting to know you" night at Cardiac Acres Retirement Center in Boca Raton, last year. We all bought Time Share options we use when a resident....uhhhh.... errr... you know.

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vraiblonde

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Plus Andy Griffin wasn't very good after Barney left

See and I hate Barney. Andy was always so patient with him after he'd screw everything up, then brag about how great he is, and I'd have punched him right in the face. :burning:lol
 

Merlin99

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Apparently they would get more attention if they advertise “liver and onion” night.
Just put a couple of pineapples out on the porch and a sign for medicaid approved viagra, the place will fill up overnight.
 
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