here goes.....
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Sneakers
Just sneakin' around....
Kinnakeet
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I just close my eyes again and climb aboard the dream weaver train...
Guy walks into a bar with an octopus. Says, “I’ve got $50 says this octopus can play any musical instrument you have.”
A patron approaches with a guitar and hands it to the octopus. The octopus takes it, turns it over a few times, gives the strings an experimental strum, and starts ripping off licks like Jimi Hendrix at Woodstock. The patron hands over the $50, takes his axe and leaves.
The next guy has a trumpet. The octopus takes it, pokes it here and there, shakes it a bit, and blows it like Louis Armstrong on a good night. The guy grabs his trumpet and drops $50 on the table.
A Scotsman comes along and hands the octopus a set of bagpipes. The octopus plays with it a while, squeezing it and plucking at its tartan cover. The Scotsman says, “Och…ye canna play it now, and ye, laddie?”
The octopus replies, “Play it? I’m going to **** it as soon as I can figure out how to get its pajamas off!”
A patron approaches with a guitar and hands it to the octopus. The octopus takes it, turns it over a few times, gives the strings an experimental strum, and starts ripping off licks like Jimi Hendrix at Woodstock. The patron hands over the $50, takes his axe and leaves.
The next guy has a trumpet. The octopus takes it, pokes it here and there, shakes it a bit, and blows it like Louis Armstrong on a good night. The guy grabs his trumpet and drops $50 on the table.
A Scotsman comes along and hands the octopus a set of bagpipes. The octopus plays with it a while, squeezing it and plucking at its tartan cover. The Scotsman says, “Och…ye canna play it now, and ye, laddie?”
The octopus replies, “Play it? I’m going to **** it as soon as I can figure out how to get its pajamas off!”