Here's a psycho for ya:

[vraiblonde]

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2005/09/21/AR2005092101901.html

Dear Amy:

My ex-boyfriend from a few years ago just got married.

I am still in love with him and have tried to get his attention in every way I know. I call him at work so that we can talk privately, and I send him gifts for his birthday and at Christmas.

I think I would be happy to just be friends with him, if I could just find out if he still cares about me.

Our relationship ended because I cheated on him for the guy I dated before that.

I desperately need him to know that I would be willing to get back with him if he's willing to leave his wife.

How can I get his attention?

Wondering

I'll bet this chick is on our forums.

 

[vraiblonde]

And another one:

Dear Amy:

My son is having a difficult time and I would like your advice on how to best help him.

He has been dating his girlfriend since the first week of his freshman year in college. Now they are seniors.

This summer, his girlfriend decided that she wanted to "take a break" and remain friends but see other people. My son really didn't want to break up, but he had no choice. After college, he is going on to post-graduate studies, so there is no question of marriage in the immediate future, but I think that he really loves her.

The first week of school this year, she showed up at a party at my son's fraternity with another guy, barely saying hello to my son. He was crushed. He wouldn't even see this as hurtful behavior until I said, "If you had broken up with her, would you show up at her sorority with another girl and just ignore her?"

He is trying to steer clear of her for a while until he feels stronger, but she keeps saying that she wants to be friends with him.

I'm encouraging him to keep busy, see other girls (which is the last thing he wants to do), exercise and get plenty of sleep. He is very bright and handsome; I keep telling him that he will have lots of girlfriends, but right now he is in a lot of pain.

How can I help him?

Concerned Mom

I have an idea, Mom - whyn't you pop the tit out of the guy's mouth and let him mind his own love life?

 

[rack'm]

I'll bet this chick is on our forums.

No kidding.....

 

[rack'm]

I'll bet there is more than 1 in here

The list of sane ones is far shorter....

 

[Kizzy]

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2005/09/21/AR2005092101901.html





I'll bet this chick is on our forums.

I bet and mom in the next letter too.

These kinds of letters are good for a laugh.

 

[vraiblonde]

Dear Wondering,

You could do one of two things:

Set fire to his house. This is a romantic gesture and he will ask you to marry him after the smoldering stops. Just be wary of riding in third world vehicles afterward. Karma and all.

OR

Wait until he goes to work, then ring his doorbell and shoot his wife in the face. He may not go back with you, but you'll get a book deal and lots of publicity.

Either method is guaranteed to get his attention.

Good luck!

Vrai

 

[Kizzy]

 

[RoseRed]

 

[crabcake]

Either method is guaranteed to get his attention.

Good luck!

Vrai

I forgot all about the Long Island Lolita!

 

[Pete]

Dear Amy:

My ex-boyfriend from a few years ago just got married.

I am still in love with him and have tried to get his attention in every way I know. I call him at work so that we can talk privately, and I send him gifts for his birthday and at Christmas.

I think I would be happy to just be friends with him, if I could just find out if he still cares about me.

Our relationship ended because I cheated on him for the guy I dated before that.

I desperately need him to know that I would be willing to get back with him if he's willing to leave his wife.

How can I get his attention?

Dear Wondering,

Leave the poor man be. He kicked you to the curb for a reason. Deal with the rejection and stop following him around and trying to make nice. Get a hobby to take your mind off the fact he doesn’t want you like an underwater escape artist. Handcuff yourself in a steamer trunk and have someone push it off a dock. See how long it takes you to escape.

 

[bresamil]

Dear Wondering:
You couldn't keep your panties on around others when he was yours. Now he belongs to someone else you want him back. You only want what you can't have. I think you're a man.
Signed
Get a Clue

 

[404]

Dear Amy:

My ex-boyfriend from a few years ago just got married.

I am still in love with him and have tried to get his attention in every way I know. I call him at work so that we can talk privately, and I send him gifts for his birthday and at Christmas.

I think I would be happy to just be friends with him, if I could just find out if he still cares about me.

Our relationship ended because I cheated on him for the guy I dated before that.

I desperately need him to know that I would be willing to get back with him if he's willing to leave his wife.

How can I get his attention?

Wondering

Dear Kizzy...

 

[vraiblonde]

Dear Kizzy...

 

[Kizzy]

Still trying up premo memberships.

 

[cattitude]

Still trying up premo memberships.

TO UP

 

[Kizzy]

TO UP

Thanks

I knew one of you would come along and fix it, since you’re always looking out for me, trying to help and all.

 

[cattitude]

Thanks

I knew one of you would come along and fix it, since you’re always looking out for me, trying to help and all.

Your posts are just hard to follow. Sometimes I cridge when I read them.

 

[Kizzy]

Your posts are just hard to follow. Sometimes I cridge when I read them.

 

[crabcake]

Your posts are just hard to follow. Sometimes I cridge when I read them.

 

[Kizzy]

I spelled it wrong in another post this morning; She's just poking at it.