Here's a psycho for ya:

cattitude

cattitude

My Sweetest Boy
crabcake said:
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Ask your buddy, it's her word, she understands. :lmao:



kizzy said:
It makes me cridge seeing a dog walking like that on the road.

2-years ago on our way to S.C., somebody pulled on the side of the road, opened up the door without putting a leash on a puppy and it got ran over.

My hubby and I were about sick to our stomachs.
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js161

New Member
vraiblonde said:
Dear Wondering,

You could do one of two things:

Set fire to his house. This is a romantic gesture and he will ask you to marry him after the smoldering stops. Just be wary of riding in third world vehicles afterward. Karma and all.

OR

Wait until he goes to work, then ring his doorbell and shoot his wife in the face. He may not go back with you, but you'll get a book deal and lots of publicity.

Either method is guaranteed to get his attention.

Good luck!

Vrai
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Damn harsh!!!
 
kwillia

kwillia

n/a
js161 said:
Damn harsh!!!
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Not at all. She had her chance, she blew it. Why should she be allowed to continue to believe it's okay for her to wreck the life he has which no longer includes her...:confused:
 
kom526

kom526

They call me ... Sarcasmo
Dear Wondering,
Does the term stalker mean anything to you? You should take all sharp instruments out of your house and replace it with plasticware.

Be vewy, vewy quuiet when stalking ex boyfriends Elmer.
 
rack'm

rack'm

Jaded
Dearest Wondering,

You are not making yourself seen enough. Parading your wares in front of his place of business in the shortest skirt made should do the trick. If that fails, for whatever reason, break into his house, strip naked as a jay bird and wait for him in his bed.

If all of that fails, then it’s obvious that you’re just too ugly for him to back track to.

Best of luck,

Rack’m12324234234132243243504385084503498590348954
 
Peanut

Peanut

Living It Up
rack'm said:
Dearest Wondering,

You are not making yourself seen enough. Parading your wares in front of his place of business in the shortest skirt made should do the trick. If that fails, for whatever reason, break into his house, strip naked as a jay bird and wait for him in his bed.

If all of that fails, then it’s obvious that you’re just too ugly for him to back track to.

Best of luck,

Rack’m12324234234132243243504385084503498590348954
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:lol:
 
vraiblonde

vraiblonde

Board Mommy
PREMO Member
Patron
js161 said:
Damn harsh!!!
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Okay, a joke isn't funny once you have to explain it. But since those who "get" it will read the post before they get to the explanation, here goes:

The first suggestion was a reference to Lisa "Left-Eye" Lopes of TLC fame, who was dumped by her boyfriend, NFL player Andre Risen. She proceeded to burn his house down. After she did this, they became engaged and she later died in a car crash in Honduras.

The second suggestion was a reference to Amy Fisher, the Long Island Lolita, who shot the wife of her boyfriend, Joey Buttafucco, in the face, earning her a prison sentence and a book deal.
 
StarCat

StarCat

New Member
vraiblonde said:
Okay, a joke isn't funny once you have to explain it. But since those who "get" it will read the post before they get to the explanation, here goes:

The first suggestion was a reference to Lisa "Left-Eye" Lopes of TLC fame, who was dumped by her boyfriend, NFL player Andre Risen. She proceeded to burn his house down. After she did this, they became engaged and she later died in a car crash in Honduras.

The second suggestion was a reference to Amy Fisher, the Long Island Lolita, who shot the wife of her boyfriend, Joey Buttafucco, in the face, earning her a prison sentence and a book deal.
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I got it Vrai :huggy:
 
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