Christy
b*tch rocket
Received this email from a friend. 
Any advice or suggestions would be greatly appreciated (after you finish wiping the tears of laughter off your face 
) It's just awful, but it's funny to read.
Oh God.... Does that hint to why I have been out of touch!!! It is this damn daughter.
Police, statutory rape because of her constant sex with an 18 year old, peace order, now she is after any male with a car, but grounded, and honoring that so far.
She has sneaked out at night, during school, but I don't think she is doing it anymore. By now ALL of the neighbors know about it, so she knows or thinks "she is being watched." I am convinced that is the only thing stopping her.
She is on the pill, so that is one good thing, but I don't trust her to take it regularly. Stupid stupid ass girls. I hate them. The boy is the complete opposite. Straight A's, and I am having to take off work to meet court dates. Well I made up the time for the last one, but I have a lot of better things to do.
And these are not good people she goes after. This boyfriend (who she refers to herself with HIS last name) spent two years in jail already for identity theft, and is under investigation now for statutory rape.
When are we coming to see you. I'll tell you what. You keep her for the summer and I'll pay you for your alternator and then some. She would have no men down there to chase, and can hump pigs for all I care. I have had it with her....
Seriously my latest idea is to take her to martial arts training. I have contacted a school, and can enroll her at any time. What do you think? It is supposed to put discipline in a person's life, but we are talking about either two nights a week, or $150 a week from 9-5.
Any advice or suggestions would be greatly appreciated (after you finish wiping the tears of laughter off your face ) It's just awful, but it's funny to read.Oh God.... Does that hint to why I have been out of touch!!! It is this damn daughter.
Police, statutory rape because of her constant sex with an 18 year old, peace order, now she is after any male with a car, but grounded, and honoring that so far.
She has sneaked out at night, during school, but I don't think she is doing it anymore. By now ALL of the neighbors know about it, so she knows or thinks "she is being watched." I am convinced that is the only thing stopping her.
She is on the pill, so that is one good thing, but I don't trust her to take it regularly. Stupid stupid ass girls. I hate them. The boy is the complete opposite. Straight A's, and I am having to take off work to meet court dates. Well I made up the time for the last one, but I have a lot of better things to do.
And these are not good people she goes after. This boyfriend (who she refers to herself with HIS last name) spent two years in jail already for identity theft, and is under investigation now for statutory rape.
When are we coming to see you. I'll tell you what. You keep her for the summer and I'll pay you for your alternator and then some. She would have no men down there to chase, and can hump pigs for all I care. I have had it with her....
Seriously my latest idea is to take her to martial arts training. I have contacted a school, and can enroll her at any time. What do you think? It is supposed to put discipline in a person's life, but we are talking about either two nights a week, or $150 a week from 9-5.
Seems to me the daughter needs her azz kicked instead of martial arts class.
I wish your friend the best of luck Christy.
