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Christy

b*tch rocket
I just hope and pray my spawn do not do this to me. I've started from birth instilling in them that embarrassing the family is completely unacceptable. There will be no fornicating, no criminal records, no pregnancy (to re-emphasize the no fornication rule), no retarded hairdo's, no stupid make-up..... etc...


So far it's working. :shrug: :lol:
 
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dems4me

Guest
Christy said:
I just hope and pray my spawn do not do this to me. I've started from birth instilling in them that embarrassing the family is completely unacceptable. There will be no fornicating, no criminal records, no pregnancy (to re-emphasize the no fornication rule), no retarded hairdo's, no stupid make-up..... etc...


So far it's working. :shrug: :lol:


Good Work!! :clap: :clap: :cheers:
 

Vince

......
Christy said:
I just hope and pray my spawn do not do this to me. I've started from birth instilling in them that embarrassing the family is completely unacceptable. There will be no fornicating, no criminal records, no pregnancy (to re-emphasize the no fornication rule), no retarded hairdo's, no stupid make-up..... etc...


So far it's working. :shrug: :lol:
Christy, keep your fingers crossed. When they get to that 14/15/16 age group. You start doing this :yikes: and then this :twitch: alot and maybe some of this :cheers:
 

Ken King

A little rusty but not crusty
PREMO Member
Christy said:
So far it's working. :shrug: :lol:
Doesn't matter what you have taught them beforehand, once they become teenagers all bets are off. You can't compete with hormones. :biggrin:
 

cattitude

My Sweetest Boy
Ken King said:
Doesn't matter what you have taught them beforehand, once they become teenagers all bets are off. You can't compete with hormones and shrinking brains. :biggrin:

:better:
 

Nickel

curiouser and curiouser
Christy said:
Yes it does, and what can you do. :shrug: Some kids are just friggin mental.
I just saw her today, she seems to be doing good...for now. :lol:
 

Suz

33 yrs & we r still n luv
Ken King said:
Doesn't matter what you have taught them beforehand, once they become teenagers all bets are off. You can't compete with hormones. :biggrin:
edzackery.........:yay:
 

Christy

b*tch rocket
Here's more venting from my friend for everyone to enjoy. :lol:


The scum bag who created Stepphaney should be hung from the highest tree since he abandoned her, and has hidden from even a paternity test by moving whenever the Texas Attorney General caught up with him. We finally gave up and decided she is better off without him. Hopefully it will be a "what comes around goes around" situation, and he'll get his just deserve, while hopefully I'll be rewarded for all of the pain by ending up with a daughter that loves me and knows how to show it one day.

But I'll tell you one thing; as soon as these two are grown I want to either see no further signs of kids in my neighborhood, or I am moving somewhere with high radiation levels so that people cannot procreate. I'm not sure it's possible to get away from them. They are everywhere- even in the so called adult communities. My parents just moved back to San Antonio and even though they are in an adult community, kids are dropped off with the grand parents up and down the street, especially now during summer to use their community swimming pool so the parents can enjoy free babysitting.

What do you think of this idea with a crossbow. Make a mold of a bolt and pour distilled water into it, and then freeze it. Take it out of the mold and shoot it fast before it melts, to hopefully maim the most aggressive kid around. No evidence; nothing. What do you think?
 

vraiblonde

Board Mommy
PREMO Member
Patron
Christy said:
What do you think of this idea with a crossbow. Make a mold of a bolt and pour distilled water into it, and then freeze it. Take it out of the mold and shoot it fast before it melts, to hopefully maim the most aggressive kid around. No evidence; nothing. What do you think?
Dang, that's actually a pretty good idea. :yay:
 

willie

Well-Known Member
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Originally Posted by Christy
What do you think of this idea with a crossbow. Make a mold of a bolt and pour distilled water into it, and then freeze it. Take it out of the mold and shoot it fast before it melts, to hopefully maim the most aggressive kid around. No evidence; nothing. What do you think?
Dang, that's actually a pretty good idea.
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Two of us little kids tried that on the neighborhood bully. It was an innertube slingshot and a block of ice that hit him square in the chest and knocked him silly. As soon as he got un-silly, he beat the living crap out of both of us.
 

vraiblonde

Board Mommy
PREMO Member
Patron
willie said:
Two of us little kids tried that on the neighborhood bully. It was an innertube slingshot and a block of ice that hit him square in the chest and knocked him silly. As soon as he got un-silly, he beat the living crap out of both of us.
:roflmao:
 

Ken King

A little rusty but not crusty
PREMO Member
Christy said:
What do you think of this idea with a crossbow. Make a mold of a bolt and pour distilled water into it, and then freeze it. Take it out of the mold and shoot it fast before it melts, to hopefully maim the most aggressive kid around. No evidence; nothing. What do you think?
I think that has already been done on one of the CSI shows (ice bolt). :biggrin:
 

Christy

b*tch rocket
willie said:
Two of us little kids tried that on the neighborhood bully. It was an innertube slingshot and a block of ice that hit him square in the chest and knocked him silly. As soon as he got un-silly, he beat the living crap out of both of us.
You shoulda gone with a head shot. :shrug:
 
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