This man needs shot.... Labor and delivery without drugs... *shudder*
My labor was kind of odd... water broke, no contractions. Went to the hospital and they got me into bed and five hours later... still no contractions. I was playing World of Warcraft when I should have been feeling the pain, for christs sake...
Then the back pain hit. Not back labor, according to the nurses, but it was so bad I couldn't stand up straight even if I wanted to because my muscles were spasming so badly, let alone being able to lay still. So they gave me an IV drip with something lovely in it(I honestly don't remember the name of that wonder drug).
That knocked me out, and then suddenly, at about 2-3 am, 7 hours later, the contractions had gotten bad enough to wake me up out of my drug-induced comatose-like sleep, and after about an hour I demanded my epidural. If I don't have to be in pain, then damnit, I'm not gonna be!
The doctor walked in and all I could say was "Oh thank GOD!" and my mother said "No dear, that's the anesthesiologist."
To which my retort, without missing a beat, was: "Shut up. He's the angel of ****ing mercy."