Hey Mig ... it's working!

[Vince]

Originally posted by Ponytail
Ya'lls dogs are pushovers! Unfortunately, so is mine.

Mine aren't. Those little sh!tz will bark at anything. Most of the time after you're in the house for awhile they'll stop and let you pet them. When they don't like someone they won't stop or the older one will growl at them. But they are the best little burgler alarms around.

 

[Ponytail]

I mean Christy's dog was all over me right from the first minute that I was in the door, and so was Mig's. No bark, or bite.

 

[migtig]

Originally posted by Ponytail
I mean Christy's dog was all over me right from the first minute that I was in the door, and so was Mig's. No bark, or bite.

Hush. I want everybody to think that my dawg is a mean protective little shiznit.

 

[SxyPrincess]

Originally posted by migtig
Hush. I want everybody to think that my dawg is a mean protective little shiznit.

Who just so happens to wuv wotion...

 

[migtig]

Originally posted by SxyPrincess
Who just so happens to wuv wotion...

And perfume and powder puffs.



No he is not a girlie dawg - don't even think it.

 

[SxyPrincess]

Originally posted by migtig

No he is not a girlie dawg - don't even think it.

He almost chewed me a new azzhole!

 

[Ponytail]

Originally posted by SxyPrincess
Who just so happens to wuv wotion...

Hey! I don't wear wotion !

 

[SxyPrincess]

Originally posted by Ponytail

Hey! I don't wear wotion !

I could have swore I saw a bottle on your night stand. My bad.

 

[migtig]

Originally posted by Ponytail


Hey! I don't wear wotion !

Not you silly. The Dawg. He wears more than all of us combined.

 

[Ponytail]

Originally posted by SxyPrincess
I could have swore I saw a bottle on your night stand. My bad.

I ain't touchin' that one.

 

[SxyPrincess]

Originally posted by Ponytail
I ain't touchin' that one.

 

[crabcake]

Originally posted by migtig
No he is not a girlie dawg - don't even think it.

what's wrong with 'girlie' dawgs they're quite a source of "entertainment"!

 

[migtig]

Originally posted by crabcake
what's wrong with 'girlie' dawgs they're quite a source of "entertainment"!

He is not ghey.

 

[crabcake]

Originally posted by migtig
He is not ghey.

but mine are only with eachother though. they don't share and they're pretty 'masculine' dawgs when they aren't 'grooving' ... with their big 'ole mean beagle howls.

 

[Ponytail]

Originally posted by migtig
He is not ghey.

This brings to mind the episode of South Park...




Might as well start painting his nails, Mig.

 

[crabcake]

Originally posted by Ponytail
This brings to mind the episode of South Park...

don't be ghey sparky

 

[migtig]

Originally posted by Ponytail
Might as well start painting his nails, Mig.

I'm gonna tell him he can't be nice to ya anymore.
The really really sad thing is, he'd like me to paint his nails. Everytime I do mine he is right there, waiting ever so patiently for me to do his too. What have I done to my dawg?!

 

[crabcake]

mig, they make those little fake nails for cats with different colors (you slip 'em on over top of their claws). Maybe they have something similar for doggies. :shrug:

 

[jazz lady]

Originally posted by migtig
The really really sad thing is, he'd like me to paint his nails. Everytime I do mine he is right there, waiting ever so patiently for me to do his too. What have I done to my dawg?!

Assuming he has black nails, just get some black finger nail polish (very in with the goth crowd) and paint them. He'll feel special and you don't feel like a dork walking a dog with pink nails. Win-win situation.

 

[Ponytail]

Originally posted by migtig
I'm gonna tell him he can't be nice to ya anymore.
The really really sad thing is, he'd like me to paint his nails. Everytime I do mine he is right there, waiting ever so patiently for me to do his too. What have I done to my dawg?!

You've turned him into a stoner!! No wonder he likes me. He knows that my dog is a stoner and he thinks I'm a dealer!