fttrsbeerwench
New Member
I am free this weekend, I could use a drink or ten. mr fishnguy, can sit on his bait till the sunshine comes again.
fttrsbeerwench
New Member
You let me know how early you will be there I may have to swim out and meet you if this friggin rain keeps up..... Sounds good!?!
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fishn guy
Guest
that wasnt the result I was going for!!!
fttrsbeerwench
New Member
ROFLMAO!!!
Bet you never thought your idea to get out and meet women would wind up with you on the sidelines and two women hooking up with each other....OMG .... That sounds just like a real threesome......TFF
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Bet you never thought your idea to get out and meet women would wind up with you on the sidelines and two women hooking up with each other....OMG .... That sounds just like a real threesome......TFF
:drunk:
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cmdrfunk
Guest
heh...
I actually made up a form like that once.
http://www.funkarmy.org/girlfriendapp.htm
Originally posted by tys_mommy
I can honestly see Mig handing all of her potential dates this questionnaire form to fill out.
I actually made up a form like that once.
http://www.funkarmy.org/girlfriendapp.htm
BuddyLee
Football addict
Re: heh...
Not many posts but I can already see that you will go far. Keep up the good laughs.
Originally posted by cmdrfunk
I actually made up a form like that once.
http://www.funkarmy.org/girlfriendapp.htm
Not many posts but I can already see that you will go far. Keep up the good laughs.
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cmdrfunk
Guest
Re: Re: heh...
My coolness is inversely proportional to the more I talk, so it's all down hill from here, buddy.
Considering my severe lack of coolness and giving an invalid first impression, my fall from glory will be nothing but a stumble on a bump of a miniature golf course, as compared to that of Vanilla Ice's cliff dive from the ultimate of "Ice Ice Baby" to appearing on "The Surreal Life," season two.
No worries, though; I tend to get the hint of my impending unwelcomeness around the same time that I wake up in a dumpster with a slight headache and soiled underwear.
Having finished my post, let's tally up my score.
+1 for pop culture reference
+1 for another pop culture reference
+5 for the reference being Vanilla Ice
+1 for being self disparaging.
+1 for doing it while not being whiny.
+1 for avoiding racial slurs
+1 for the lack of smilies
-1 for mentioning male underwear
+1 for not mentioning Ace of Base
+1 for yet another reference!
-10 for it being Ace of Base.
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+2
To be fair, one cannot judge his own post, so the scoring is unofficial.
Originally posted by BuddyLee
Not many posts but I can already see that you will go far. Keep up the good laughs.
My coolness is inversely proportional to the more I talk, so it's all down hill from here, buddy.
Considering my severe lack of coolness and giving an invalid first impression, my fall from glory will be nothing but a stumble on a bump of a miniature golf course, as compared to that of Vanilla Ice's cliff dive from the ultimate of "Ice Ice Baby" to appearing on "The Surreal Life," season two.
No worries, though; I tend to get the hint of my impending unwelcomeness around the same time that I wake up in a dumpster with a slight headache and soiled underwear.
Having finished my post, let's tally up my score.
+1 for pop culture reference
+1 for another pop culture reference
+5 for the reference being Vanilla Ice
+1 for being self disparaging.
+1 for doing it while not being whiny.
+1 for avoiding racial slurs
+1 for the lack of smilies
-1 for mentioning male underwear
+1 for not mentioning Ace of Base
+1 for yet another reference!
-10 for it being Ace of Base.
_____
+2
To be fair, one cannot judge his own post, so the scoring is unofficial.
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cmdrfunk
Guest
Re: Re: Re: Re: heh...
Not until I surpass your post count, which is - unless you've been posting since Jesus' first birthday - never.
Not until I surpass your post count, which is - unless you've been posting since Jesus' first birthday - never.
