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Three Ladies -- One German, One Japanese And A One From St. Mary's County, Were Sitting Naked In A Sauna.
Suddenly There Was A Beeping Sound. The German Pressed Her Forearm And The Beep Stopped.
The Others Looked At Her Questioningly.
"that Was My Pager," She Said. " I Have A Microchip Under
The Skin Of My Arm."
A Few Minutes Later, A Phone Rang.
The Japanese Woman Lifted Her Palm To Her Ear. When She
Finished, She Explained,
"that Was My Mobile Phone. I Have A Microchip In My
Hand."
The St. Mary's Countian Felt Decidedly Low Tech. Not To Be
Outdone, She Decided She Had To Do Something
Just As Impressive. She Stepped Out Of The Sauna And
Went To The Bathroom. She Returned With A Piece Of
Toilet Paper Hanging From Her Behind.
The Others Raised Their Eyebrows And Stared At Her.
The County Girl Finally Said, "well, Will You Look At
That. I'm Gettin' A Fax."
Suddenly There Was A Beeping Sound. The German Pressed Her Forearm And The Beep Stopped.
The Others Looked At Her Questioningly.
"that Was My Pager," She Said. " I Have A Microchip Under
The Skin Of My Arm."
A Few Minutes Later, A Phone Rang.
The Japanese Woman Lifted Her Palm To Her Ear. When She
Finished, She Explained,
"that Was My Mobile Phone. I Have A Microchip In My
Hand."
The St. Mary's Countian Felt Decidedly Low Tech. Not To Be
Outdone, She Decided She Had To Do Something
Just As Impressive. She Stepped Out Of The Sauna And
Went To The Bathroom. She Returned With A Piece Of
Toilet Paper Hanging From Her Behind.
The Others Raised Their Eyebrows And Stared At Her.
The County Girl Finally Said, "well, Will You Look At
That. I'm Gettin' A Fax."