DR sent that to me earlier. I am devastated.
DR sent that to me earlier. I am devastated.
Me too.
DR sent that to me earlier. I am devastated.
Me too.
Must find new way to make nachos.I LOVE them.
Take solace in the fact that the artichokes should be safe. They're grown way north of the fires.
Take solace in the fact that the artichokes should be safe. They're grown way north of the fires.
I like how when you buy artichokes around here the people at the store have to ask you what the hell it is so they can look up their code.
I like how when you buy artichokes around here the people at the store have to ask you what the hell it is so they can look up their code.
Happens all the time.
I like how the new cashiers pick them up and get the thorns in their fingers.
Tell them the thorns are poisonous.
Tell them the thorns are poisonous.
Great idea!
Make sure you wait until after you have paid and are ready to leave. Also, do it at Shoppers when you have the skinny skeletor looking dude as the cashier.Young skinny dude at register. "Ouch!"
Me. "You didn't prick yourself on that artichoke, did you?"
Him. "Oh, is that what it is? Yeah, a little."
Me. "You have 5 minutes until your throat starts to swell and your vision dims, 10 minutes before it becomes almost impossible to breathe, you can't see and you lose control of your bowels, and 5 minutes later you go into cardiac arrest."
Dude. "nuh uh..., really?"