Holy Guacamole!

AA996

New Member
Dang it!! My better half makes the best guacamole ever, and I'm addicted to it. Oh well, I'm already being shanked at the gas pump, might as well pony up for avacados too......

...As long as the agave crop in Mexico is safe, all is well. :alkies:
 

MMDad

Lem Putt
:huggy: Take solace in the fact that the artichokes should be safe. They're grown way north of the fires.

:yay:

I like how when you buy artichokes around here the people at the store have to ask you what the hell it is so they can look up their code.
 

BS Gal

Voted Nicest in 08
:yay:

I like how when you buy artichokes around here the people at the store have to ask you what the hell it is so they can look up their code.

Happens all the time.

I like how the new cashiers pick them up and get the thorns in their fingers.
 
:lmao: Great idea!

Young skinny dude at register. "Ouch!"

Me. "You didn't prick yourself on that artichoke, did you?"

Him. "Oh, is that what it is? Yeah, a little."

Me. "You have 5 minutes until your throat starts to swell and your vision dims, 10 minutes before it becomes almost impossible to breathe, you can't see and you lose control of your bowels, and 5 minutes later you go into cardiac arrest."

Dude. "nuh uh..., really?"
 

MMDad

Lem Putt
Young skinny dude at register. "Ouch!"

Me. "You didn't prick yourself on that artichoke, did you?"

Him. "Oh, is that what it is? Yeah, a little."

Me. "You have 5 minutes until your throat starts to swell and your vision dims, 10 minutes before it becomes almost impossible to breathe, you can't see and you lose control of your bowels, and 5 minutes later you go into cardiac arrest."

Dude. "nuh uh..., really?"
Make sure you wait until after you have paid and are ready to leave. Also, do it at Shoppers when you have the skinny skeletor looking dude as the cashier.
 
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