Holy Guacamole!

[RoseRed]

Young skinny dude at register. "Ouch!"

Me. "You didn't prick yourself on that artichoke, did you?"

Him. "Oh, is that what it is? Yeah, a little."

Me. "You have 5 minutes until your throat starts to swell and your vision dims, 10 minutes before it becomes almost impossible to breathe, you can't see and you lose control of your bowels, and 5 minutes later you go into cardiac arrest."

Dude. "nuh uh..., really?"

 

[desertrat]

Happens all the time.

I like how the new cashiers pick them up and get the thorns in their fingers.

Does that really happen?

 

[BS Gal]

Does that really happen?

The cashier at Walmart got poked by mine Saturday. I said "that's poisonous" and her eyes got real wide. Then I told her I was kidding. It was good for a second of entertainment.

 

[pixiegirl]

I made roasted chicken with melted italian cheese mix, tomato and avocado sandwiches for lunch yesterday.

 

[desertrat]

The cashier at Walmart got poked by mine Saturday. I said "that's poisonous" and her eyes got real wide. Then I told her I was kidding. It was good for a second of entertainment.

You should have yelled, "Oh no! Is there a doctor in the store?"