Horny in Hollywood

[OccamsRazor]

Thats one way to use a traffic cone.....

Hollywood Woman Arrested for Indecent Exposure After Bizarre Incident in St. Mary’s County

On Saturday, April 27, 2024, at approximately 11:00 a.m., a Trooper from the Maryland State Police Leonardtown Barrack responded to a residence on Mervell Dean Road in Hollywood, for a reported indecent exposure. Upon arrival, the Trooper made contact with a complainant, who advised 30 minutes...

smnewsnet.com

 

[Kyle]

The complainant provided police with video surveillance footage of the incident.

"Surveillance footage"

Uh-huh.

 

[RoseRed]

I'm just here for the comments...

My guess is that this happened down by the Hollywood House. Lotsa weirdos there.

 

[vraiblonde]

"Woman Rapes Traffic Cone" would be a better clickbait headline.

 

[RoseRed]

The FB comments don't disappoint.

 

[Kyle]

It could have been worse.

She might have felt the impulse in the parking lot in front of Wawa.

Although she'd likely need to step up on a milk crate to reach the top of the guard posts.

 

[LightRoasted]

For your consideration ...

I wonder if she drives a stick shift? Or has a four poster bed?

Though I wonder why a traffic cone when there are a plethora of wearable, vibrating, stimulating products for women to use where no one would know she's getting off wherever she might be?

 

[jrt_ms1995]

Thats one way to use a traffic cone.....

Hollywood Woman Arrested for Indecent Exposure After Bizarre Incident in St. Mary’s County

On Saturday, April 27, 2024, at approximately 11:00 a.m., a Trooper from the Maryland State Police Leonardtown Barrack responded to a residence on Mervell Dean Road in Hollywood, for a reported indecent exposure. Upon arrival, the Trooper made contact with a complainant, who advised 30 minutes...

smnewsnet.com

And this is illegal why?

 

[thurley42]

And this is illegal why?

i'm struggling to tell if you're kidding or not.......

 

[Kyle]

And this is illegal why?

She didnt' submit for a Road Work Permit.

 

[Grumpy]

Wonder if the traffic cone was ribbed..

 

[Tech]

The sawzwall's battery dead?

 

[SamSpade]

The sawzwall's battery dead?

OMG - I remember that one. Horrible.

 

[sunshine98]

Lexington Park no longer has the monopoly on degenerates.

 

[Gilligan]

 

[OccamsRazor]

My guess is that this happened down by the Hollywood House. Lotsa weirdos there.

??? Where is this?

 

[Kinnakeet]

Where would someone see the video...asking for a friend

 

[RoseRed]

??? Where is this?

https://www.apartmentfinder.com/Maryland/Hollywood-Apartments/24494-Mervell-Dean-Rd-Apartments-40qsbfl

 

[Kyle]

 

[luvmygdaughters]

Perfect story for a "Hump" Day!