How do we get rid of them Dallas Cowboy Fans

theArtistFormerlyKnownAs

theArtistFormerlyKnownAs

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Novus Collectus said:
The Skins have been in MD for ten years now. Their MD stadium is older than the Raven's stadium.
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true, but i do believe that the baltimore colts were here (founded) around the same time as the skins, so that isn't really a valid arguement. Granted, if you grew up with the 'skins, why would you switch to the ravens just because they happen to be a "maryland" team?
 
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nachomama

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dave1959 said:
Hey.. what do you call a Cowboys fan at the bottom of the ocean ???







A good start....
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:yawn: Did you hear about the Redskins training facility being evacuated? The players noticed a white substance on the field. After a thorough investigation, they determined that the white substance was the goal line...
 
Novus Collectus

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nachomama said:
:yawn: Did you hear about the Redskins training facility being evacuated? The players noticed a white substance on the field. After a thorough investigation, they determined that the white substance was the goal line...
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Why are the Skins uniforms burgundy and gold?

So that when they play the Dallas Cowboys no will notice their blood soaked shirts and scared piss stained pants.
 
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A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a Dallas Cowboy fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they, too, are Cowboy fans. Everyone in the class raises their hands except one little girl. The teacher looks at the little girl with surprise and says, "Jenny, why didn't you raise your hand?" Jenny replied, "Because I'm not a Cowboy fan!" The still shocked teacher asked, "Well, if you aren't a Cowboy fan, then who are you a fan of?" Jenny answered, "I'm a Redskin fan and proud of it!" The teacher couldn't believe her ears. "Jenny, why in the world are you a Redskin fan?!" Jenny replied, "Because my mom is a Redskin fan, my dad is a Redskin fan, so I'm a Redskin fan, too!" The teacher answered in a slightly annoyed tone, "That is no reason for you to be a Redskin fan! You don't have to be just like your parents all of the time. What if your mom was a moron and your dad was a moron, what would you be then?!" Jenny smiled and said, "Then I'd be a Dallas Cowboy fan!"
 
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Bill Parcells, clearly upset about the Dallas Cowboy's losing record, decides to find out from Bill Belichick what his secret is. So, Parcells travels up to a Patriot practice and asks Belichick, Coach, how is it that your team is so good? What's your secret?

Belichick responds by calling Tom Brady over. Tom, who's your father's brother's nephew? Tom answers, Why coach, that's easy. It's me. Belichick turns to Parcells and says, That's the secret, Bill. A smart quarterback. You've got to have a smart quarterback.

Thinking he's finally got all the tools he needs, Parcells returns to Texas and the Cowboy work-out. He promptly calls over Drew Bledsoe. Bledsoe! Who's your father's brother's nephew? Drew looks perplexed, thinks a minute and says, Coach, can I get back to you after practice on that one? Parcells (disgusted) says, OK.

During practice, Bledsoe calls over Julius Jones. Julius, coach just asked me the weirdest question. Who's your father's brother's nephew? Jones: Duh! That's easy. It's me! After practice, Bledsoe catches up with Parcells: Coach, I think I've got it. My father's brother's nephew is Julius Jones. Parcells (angry): No, No, NO! You idiot!! It's Tom Brady!!!
 
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Albert Einstein arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, "What is your IQ?" to which the man answers,"241." "That is wonderful!," says Albert. "We will talk out the Grand Unification Theory and the mysteries of the Universe. We will have much to discuss!"
Next Albert introduces himself to a woman and asks, "What is your IQ?", to which the lady answers, "144." "That is great!," responds Albert."We can discuss politics and current affairs. We will have much to discuss!"
Albert goes to another person and asks, "What is your IQ?" to which the man answers, "51." Albert responds, "How 'bout them Cowboys?"
 
theArtistFormerlyKnownAs

theArtistFormerlyKnownAs

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PsyOps said:
Bill Parcells, clearly upset about the Dallas Cowboy's losing record, decides to find out from Bill Belichick what his secret is. So, Parcells travels up to a Patriot practice and asks Belichick, Coach, how is it that your team is so good? What's your secret?

Belichick responds by calling Tom Brady over. Tom, who's your father's brother's nephew? Tom answers, Why coach, that's easy. It's me. Belichick turns to Parcells and says, That's the secret, Bill. A smart quarterback. You've got to have a smart quarterback.

Thinking he's finally got all the tools he needs, Parcells returns to Texas and the Cowboy work-out. He promptly calls over Drew Bledsoe. Bledsoe! Who's your father's brother's nephew? Drew looks perplexed, thinks a minute and says, Coach, can I get back to you after practice on that one? Parcells (disgusted) says, OK.

During practice, Bledsoe calls over Julius Jones. Julius, coach just asked me the weirdest question. Who's your father's brother's nephew? Jones: Duh! That's easy. It's me! After practice, Bledsoe catches up with Parcells: Coach, I think I've got it. My father's brother's nephew is Julius Jones. Parcells (angry): No, No, NO! You idiot!! It's Tom Brady!!!
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:killingme i "lol"ed at the three of those most recent jokes lol
 
kom526

kom526

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Novus Collectus said:
Didn't Art Monk play with the Eagles?
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BLASPHEMER!!

Actually he played in only 3 games as member of "that" team.
Retired as a Redskin, shafted by the HOF Committee (azzholes) and STILL ONE OF THE CLASSIEST MEN TO HAVE EVER PLAYED THE GAME.
 
DoWhat

DoWhat

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I haven't read every post, but what I have read made me giggle.

GO DALLAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
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DoWhat

DoWhat

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nachomama said:
That was back when Staubach, Preston Pearson, Drew Pearson, Randy White, Too Tall Jones, & Billy Joe Dupree were playing.
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The good ole days.
I miss coaches like Tom Landry.

Just so you all know.
I was born in TEXAS.
 
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