How long before you fart in front of them?

Misfit

Misfit

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Burping, going to the loo with the door open and picking spots... women feel comfortable doing these things in front of partner after 7.5 months | Mail Online

It takes seven-and-a-half months for British women to feel '100 per cent comfortable' with a partner, according to a new survey.
After this time, women feel so relaxed around their loved one they are willing to 'act more like themselves' and allow their other half to see them warts and all.
This means they are more likely to let their boyfriend see them going to the toilet, burping and picking their spots, according to the poll.


Things women feel comfortable doing in front of partner after 7.5 months

Act more 'myself'
Pass wind/burp
Go to the toilet
Wear no make-up
Wear scruffy clothes
Dye moustache
Pick spots
Wear unsexy/unmatching underwear
Act poorly
Pluck eyebrows
 
Gilligan

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If your flatulent expulsion skillz are better than par..whether it be duration, hang time or just tonal quality (or all three, if yr really gifted) ..wouldn't you want to show that stuff off the earlier the better??

:coffee:
 
sockgirl77

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Gilligan said:
If your flatulent expulsion skillz are better than par..whether it be duration, hang time or just tonal quality (or all three, if yr really gifted) ..wouldn't you want to show that stuff off the earlier the better??

:coffee:
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Are you sure that you are not Lance?
 
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czygvtwkr

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When I first meet a chick I fart immediately, if she returns the love trumpet then I know she is worth dating.
 
vraiblonde

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Just because I don't act like a pig in front of my beloved doesn't mean I'm not comfortable with him. My kids haven't even heard me fart, and nobody has seen me sit on a toilet since I learned how to lock a bathroom door and kicked my mom out at around age 4.

Some things should be kept private.

PS, I don't allow my beaus to act like pigs, either. You either want sex or you don't. If you don't, go ahead and flap your buttcheeks or try to take a crap in front of me. :yay:
 
Hank

Hank

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vraiblonde said:
Just because I don't act like a pig in front of my beloved doesn't mean I'm not comfortable with him. My kids haven't even heard me fart, and nobody has seen me sit on a toilet since I learned how to lock a bathroom door and kicked my mom out at around age 4.

Some things should be kept private.

PS, I don't allow my beaus to act like pigs, either. You either want sex or you don't. If you don't, go ahead and flap your buttcheeks or try to take a crap in front of me. :yay:
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spit or swallow?
 
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daylily

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vraiblonde said:
Just because I don't act like a pig in front of my beloved doesn't mean I'm not comfortable with him. My kids haven't even heard me fart, and nobody has seen me sit on a toilet since I learned how to lock a bathroom door and kicked my mom out at around age 4.

Some things should be kept private.

PS, I don't allow my beaus to act like pigs, either. You either want sex or you don't. If you don't, go ahead and flap your buttcheeks or try to take a crap in front of me. :yay:
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I've been with my hubby almost 8 years and we have a great marriage. I have no need to pee in front of him or burp/especially fart in front of him. There's a big difference between being comfortable around someone and being a pig. Imo, the bathroom is off limits if hubby or I are in there.
 
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czygvtwkr

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Hell the people I work with fart on each other all day long. New question, how long into a job before you will fart in front of a coworker?
 
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