How to avoid the Swine Flu

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Beaver-Cleaver

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Eat right! Make sure you get your daily dose of fruits and veggies. Take your vitamins and bump up your vitamin C. Get plenty of exercise because exercise helps build your immune system. Walk for at least hour a day, go for a swim, take the stairs instead of the elevator, etc.

Wash your hands often. If you can’t wash them, keep a bottle of antibacterial stuff around. Wear a mask when out in public places and avoid going out in public as much as possible while the swine flu is spreading. Get lots of fresh air. Open windows whenever possible. Get plenty of rest. Try to eliminate as much stress from your life as you can.

OR …. You can take the doctor’s office approach. Think about it, when you go for a shot, what do they do first? Clean your arm with alcohol.. Why? Because alcohol kills germs. So…… I put on my mask, walk to the liquor store (exercise), I put lime in my Corona (fruit), celery in my Bloody Mary (veggies), drink on the bar patio (fresh air), get drunk, tell jokes, and laugh (eliminate stress) and then pass out (rest). The way I see it, if you keep your alcohol levels up flu germs can’t get you!!!!

:buddies:
 

aps45819

24/7 Single Dad
OR …. You can take the doctor’s office approach. Think about it, when you go for a shot, what do they do first? Clean your arm with alcohol.. Why? Because alcohol kills germs. So…… I put on my mask, walk to the liquor store (exercise), I put lime in my Corona (fruit), celery in my Bloody Mary (veggies), drink on the bar patio (fresh air), get drunk, tell jokes, and laugh (eliminate stress) and then pass out (rest). The way I see it, if you keep your alcohol levels up flu germs can’t get you!!!!

:buddies:

You'd probably wind up screwing a pig
 

MMDad

Lem Putt
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Not even a pig would screw Andi. He'll die a virgin.
 

GopherM

Darwin was right
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Not even a pig would screw Andi. He'll die a virgin.

My Mama told me the best way to avoid the Swine Flu was don't pluck figs or something like that! I may have heard her wrong.
 

bcp

In My Opinion
So you think I should die?
everybody knows that the flu virus cant live in the barrel of a shotgun.
if you breath through one you will be safe.

he was only looking out for your health...


but just in case,, dont take him up on his offer to hold the other end for you.
 
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