How Weird Are You?

[Penn]

Originally posted by Betty_Elms
Just call me "Trinity" perhaps.......

Whoa-kay!! That might do it. You sound like a multi-faceted lady; you just might be "a lock" for the position! Just remember, he seems to feed off the jealousy angle, surreptitiously he feigns disdain over these alleged squables, and then offers psychological support. Discover the inner self, as it were, defeat the demon that separates you from your female comrades-in-arms! Christ, I'm begining to sound like him!! Well, this disc will destruct in 5 seconds after you recieve it, so don't make any waste, post haste!! Agent Betty, we salute you!!

penn

 

[Betty_Elms]

Okay, Let me strap on my artillery, cell phone, and shades.....
You know, the usual for a Saturday night....:razz2:

 

[kwillia]

We read all the time about these weird things people do (like that eel in the bathtub thing). So what's the weirdest thing you do? Something good that we could send in to a newspaper or something. Be brave! Tell us aaaaaalllll about it!

Nothing comes to mind...

 

[jazz lady]

Nothing comes to mind that I'm willing to share and have riduculed and laughed at for years to come...

This thread brought back a lot of memories. Pre-Pete postings from Maine for one.

 

[Tinkerbell]

I put pepper in my ketchup - loaded with it.

I like Mayonnaise and Jelly sandwiches - but it has to be strawberry jelly.

I consider spiders to be the spawn of Satan. Every time I see one, my husband has to kill it and show me the dead body. I HAVE to see the dead body, to ensure he isn't just saying he killed it, but it really got away from him and will attack me in my sleep.

 

[pixiegirl]

I put pepper in my ketchup - loaded with it.

I like Mayonnaise and Jelly sandwiches - but it has to be strawberry jelly.

I consider spiders to be the spawn of Satan. Every time I see one, my husband has to kill it and show me the dead body. I HAVE to see the dead body, to ensure he isn't just saying he killed it, but it really got away from him and will attack me in my sleep.

In the past year I've learned to talk myself out of being scared. My MIL will not go over the Solomon's Bridge, or any tall bridge. I never thought about it until the weekend we moved and she went around the other way (Benedict Bridge). I thought that was the stupidest thing ever to be afraid of. I took my own fears into perspective; one of the biggest being spiders. I have about as much chance of being bit by a spider and kicking the bucket as she does dying because a bridge collapses. Viola! No more fear.

The second biggest was being affraid of being home alone at night. It wasn't all that irrational since some creep ran after me one night but it was time that I got over it. I just thought about all the single women who live perfectly normal lives in homes by themselves and what really were the odds of it happening again. Cured.

 

[pixiegirl]

My boyfriend is a ketchup addict too. God it's the nastiest thing I've ever seen. Have you guys seen those new Digiorno (sp?) Bread Bakes things from the grocery store? Well if you haven't, it's a main dish (raviloi, chicken alfredo, chicken w/ veggies, etc) baked in a thick bread crust. Well the other night I made one for dinner at home. The chicken alfredo kind. He got home late from work so I brought him some over for dinner. He threw it on a plate, put it in the microwave then drowned it it ketchup. Chicken Alfredo w/ ketchup. I've seen it all.

Oh the memories. Now that I live with said boyfriend and we have babies and dogs and stuff....... I cook dinner daily and I'm happy to say that that he usually only eats ketchup on the stuff he's suppose to eat it on now.

 

[cattitude]

went around the other way (Benedict Bridge). I thought that was the stupidest thing ever to be afraid of.

And just what is so stupid about this.

 

[camily]

I have customers at work that order plain spaghetti and then drench it with Ketchup. Gross!!!
My niece eats chicken bones.
When my friend eats french fries, she won't eat the part she held, strange, I know. That's just the tip of the iceberg for her.

 

[Tina2001aniT]

I am TERRIFIED of parking garages, I hate being in them....
I am scared silly of the dark...
I hate sleeping in my house alone (even my 7 year old in the other room, makes me feel safe)
I DO NOT eat anything that has a bone.....LOVE chicken, but cook it on a bone and I will not eat it, I swear it has "bone flavor", but as long as it is off the bone BEFORE cooking, I am fine.....
That's it for me for now...here is one from my boss, he is silly....

My boss eats his cereal out of two bowls, puts the cereal in one and the milk in another and "dunks" his cereal into the milk.

 

[MMDad]

I knew someone that did the french fry thing!

I bet I can make you pucker at the thought of what I eat...ready?

Lemons.

My kids eat lemons. Whenever I get tea, the kids want the lemon.

My three year old loves asparagus, and my six year old has been eating sushi since she was two, but it must have wasabi.

I like to eat Menudo (Mexican tripe stew) and west coast chorizo (beef salivary glands) with eggs.

My dad loves beef tongue and pickled pigs feet. I ate them until I was five and found out that it wan't a joke.

 

[Railroad]

I can spend a ridiculous amount of time working on the smallest details of a model, but in all other things, don't ask me to be careful of (or care to work with) details. Best way to get on my nerves is to pick nits.

I love to cook when I don't have to. I hate to cook when I do have to.

I'm a very absent-minded fellow. But I hate for anyone to remind me about anything.

I count friendship as golden. But I hate trying to make friends (so I don't).

 

[Railroad]

I am just busting on ya.....Between the catsup sandwiches, ranch dressing guzzling, scissor stashing, cigg butt flushing, door lock shaking, I got quite a chuckle. I think it's cool you guys can tell your strange habits to each other.

I had to sit here and think, I am not a huge catsup fan, I am not afraid of the dark, never ate a worm, I sleep in the dark when it's quiet without socks, I like ranch dressing on salad not much else, I actualy never lock my doors, or truck, so I have come to the opinion I am either so normal I am strange or just plain boring.

NORMAL???

 

[mrweb]

I am terrified of the PA Turnpike, the part going west to Pittsburgh just before you get to the tunnel. The road is winding and not banked at all, it just gives me a huge case of vertigo. I drive through it, following and looking at the car in front of me just so I don't have to see the road. My hands are sweating, I am shakey...and I think....jees Mrweb, you have all this professional drivers training, etc, get over it. But nope, never happens. After I get to the tunnel, I am ok. Coming back East from Pittsburgh to Breezwood, I am ok. Wierd.

 

[pixiegirl]

And just what is so stupid about this.

To me it's just goofy. Probably because I grew up spending my summers on an island in GA. Had to go over 2 drawbridges to get there (both of which have been hit by boats and downed a few times and in the past few years have been replaced with tall bridges like the one to Solomon's). It's never occured to me that bridges are dangerous.

I'm sure most of the world viewed my fear of spiders the same way. What are the chances of getting bit and kealing over? Probably the same as being on a bridge that hits the water. Slim to none.

I used a silly fear to put another silly fear to rest.

 

[Shetiger]

Mayonnaise sandwichs.... and vinegar on any thing

 

[virgovictoria]

That's it for me for now...here is one from my boss, he is silly....

My boss eats his cereal out of two bowls, puts the cereal in one and the milk in another and "dunks" his cereal into the milk.

 

[kwillia]

It was great seeing you at lunch today... Oh yeah, that's right... you couldn't bother making it...

 

[virgovictoria]

It was great seeing you at lunch today... Oh yeah, that's right... you couldn't bother making it...

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[Fishn Guy]

I'm the only person I know that doesnt really like lesbians.