How Weird Are You?

[vraiblonde]

Originally posted by SmallTown
Men find it odd the women have two feet just like us, but some how need 50 pairs of shoes in the closet..

That's what Larry says! He has 1 pair of dress shoes and 2 pairs of sneakers - that's it. He doesn't understand why I need heels and flats in every color, plus several pairs of casual shoes, plus every toe and heel style of sandals, plus....

Belts, too - he has 4, I have dozens.

 

[vraiblonde]

Originally posted by penncam
I rest my case: most boardmommies are schizophrenic!

Okay, Penn, but she's not going to save the empty honey bear for years because she can't bear to part with it. yourself!

 

[RoseRed]

Re: Which one?

Originally posted by penncam
:razz2: Which do you mean? Your socks or your feet?

I'll keep ya guessing!

 

[SmallTown]

Originally posted by vraiblonde
That's what Larry says! He has 1 pair of dress shoes and 2 pairs of sneakers - that's it. He doesn't understand why I need heels and flats in every color, plus several pairs of casual shoes, plus every toe and heel style of sandals, plus....

Belts, too - he has 4, I have dozens.

he has *2* pairs of sneakers??? *4* belts??? What a loser!

One of each is enough! especially if you get those cool reversible belts, one side black, other side brown.. what else does a guy need??

 

[cattitude]

Originally posted by SmallTown
cool reversible belts, one side black, other side brown..

 

[vraiblonde]

Originally posted by SmallTown
he has *2* pairs of sneakers??? *4* belts??? What a loser!

I forgot - he has a pair of work boots and a pair of Uggghs. The only reason he has 4 belts is because 2 of them are from when he was in high school.

 

[SmallTown]

Originally posted by vraiblonde
I forgot - he has a pair of work boots and a pair of Uggghs. The only reason he has 4 belts is because 2 of them are from when he was in high school.

Well.. I guess he thinks he is all that with his rich self.. I guess the next thing you're going to tell me is that he has underwear with no skidmarks in them..

 

[vraiblonde]

Originally posted by SmallTown
I guess the next thing you're going to tell me is that he has underwear with no skidmarks in them.

Ha! Any underwear or socks that develop holes or otherwise unattractive features get thrown away by yours truly. The last he sees of them is when he tries to throw them in the laundry.

 

[Penn]

Ok Smokey!

Originally posted by vraiblonde
Okay, Penn, but she's not going to save the empty honey bear for years because she can't bear to part with it. yourself!

Now, you're never gonna be able to hide behind that "I have very little, if any, humor in me"
schtick anymore! You'll just have to grin and bare it from now on!

penn

 

[Betty_Elms]

So good to know there are others round here that have to check their door locks and appliances 15 thousand times before they leave the house......

 

[Kizzy]

Alright Steve & Penn

So, now that you are married, you are dating guys shorter then you?

:stooges:

Yep, they are 3 and 7. I was just making sure (well after the stepping out thread) that everyone knew that I haven't been dating in the marriage.

 

[Betty_Elms]

Originally posted by Flo
Betty,

Sometimes (with me) I wonder if it is just "age" creeping up!:razz2:

Geez, I hope my grey hairs aren't showing! I prefer to think I'm just a slightly neurotic person!

 

[red]

i've been thinking about this for days. you all have me beat. even with my reluctance to leave the house, the only thing i can come up with that i think is odd about myself is that i don't like bottled water.

 

[MARSAM]

rock

when i was a kid i put a rock in my nose and i couldn't get it out. i finally figured out the science of pressure, i took a big breath and held one side of my nose and pushed it out like a rocket:stooges:

 

[Betty_Elms]

Originally posted by MARSAM
when i was a kid i put a rock in my nose and i couldn't get it out. i finally figured out the science of pressure, i took a big breath and held one side of my nose and pushed it out like a rocket:stooges:

I did that with one of those erasers you put on your pencil....a few times actually....you'd think I woulda learned after the first time! Unfortunately I had to dig mine out.......

 

[MARSAM]

cool

i hope you didnt need a shovel????????

 

[Betty_Elms]

Originally posted by MARSAM
i hope you didnt need a shovel????????

LOL no, just a couple of fingers!!!

 

[iceeyes9]

My big thing is if the dirt on my Jeep gets disturbed...I have to wash it! It can be dirty as all get out and I don't care (like right now) But one day my husband was testing to see how dirty my rims were and swiped his ringer across one....I started flipping out because I had to get to work and didn't have time to wash it. So he had to put 4 more identical marks on each rims so it was balanced. I washed it the next day!

 

[MARSAM]

OK WEL WASH IT BUT YOU MIGHT NOT BE ABLE TO OPEN THE DOORS IF IT FREEZES, ANYWAY I HAVE THIS THING IF I DO ANY WORK ON MY TRUCK SUCH AS OIL CHANGE OR WHATEVER I LIKE TO WASH IT AFTERWARDS

 

[Pete]

You guys are really whacked !!