How weird

jazz lady

jazz lady

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I went to pull in my driveway and notice a bird walking down the middle of the road. I get close enough and see it's a seagull. I stop my car as the bird is blocking the entrance to my driveway and the stupid thing starts walking TOWARDS my car. I can't see it anymore, so I have to back up. It's still walking towards my car, so I back up some more and go around it.

I stop my car at the top of my driveway so I can get the mail and the bird comes toward me. I talk to it and it's not at all afraid. It starts pecking at stones and rocks looking for something to eat, so I go and get my mail. Well, the dang thing starts walking towards my still RUNNING car and goes underneath it. :tantrum I try calling to it to come out, but it's just standing under my car pecking.

I say enough, get in my car, put it in gear, and slowly move forward. I look in the rear-view mirror and bird is still there, but now is FOLLOWING my car. :yikes: I give it some gas, tear down my driveway, and lose the bird.

WTF? Is the bird sick? Dying? Rabid? :lol:
 
Otter

Otter

Nothing to see here
jazz lady said:
I went to pull in my driveway and notice a bird walking down the middle of the road. I get close enough and see it's a seagull. I stop my car as the bird is blocking the entrance to my driveway and the stupid thing starts walking TOWARDS my car. I can't see it anymore, so I have to back up. It's still walking towards my car, so I back up some more and go around it.

I stop my car at the top of my driveway so I can get the mail and the bird comes toward me. I talk to it and it's not at all afraid. It starts pecking at stones and rocks looking for something to eat, so I go and get my mail. Well, the dang thing starts walking towards my still RUNNING car and goes underneath it. :tantrum I try calling to it to come out, but it's just standing under my car pecking.

I say enough, get in my car, put it in gear, and slowly move forward. I look in the rear-view mirror and bird is still there, but now is FOLLOWING my car. :yikes: I give it some gas, tear down my driveway, and lose the bird.

WTF? Is the bird sick? Dying? Rabid? :lol:
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You didn't say the magic words....Be Gone, Jabba!!
 
jazz lady

jazz lady

~*~ Rara Avis ~*~
PREMO Member
vraiblonde said:
A birdie stalker! Maybe it was the reincarnation of an old boyfriend. Do you have any dead boyfriends?
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Actually, I do. :twitch: Okay, I just got goosebumps. :freakedouttotallynow: :yikes:
 
jazz lady

jazz lady

~*~ Rara Avis ~*~
PREMO Member
And another freaky thing...

I was pulling out of Giant in the First Colony Shopping Center to get into the road that dumps onto 235. I look up and there's a car heading directly towards me! :yikes: The dumbazz went on the wrong side of the median and is heading in the wrong direction. The moron fortunately notices there are now cars COMING TOWARDS THEM, then stops completely in the middle of road absolutely confused.

Fortunately, there's enough room for them to make a left turn and exit the roadway to head south on 235. Thank goodness that was the last I saw of them. :lol:
 
Kyle

Kyle

Beloved Misanthrope
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Could be a scout.


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vraiblonde

vraiblonde

Board Mommy
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Kyle said:
Could be a scout.
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Oh man! Remember that scene where they take over the gas station? And then the school? And how Tippi found that one guy with his eyes pecked out?

Dunno, Jazz - I might stay in and board the windows if I were you.
 
cattitude

cattitude

My Sweetest Boy
vraiblonde said:
And how Tippi found that one guy with his eyes pecked out?

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You know,they don't show that scene anymore.

I would like to know if the seagull was driving the dump truck. :shrug:
 
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