How would You Describe Yourself...

[GWguy]

... to a Realtor ?

 

[Ken King]

'splain. - needs work but structurally sound.

 

[GWguy]

I put in the Split Level thinking of littlelady.....

 

[Ken King]

I put in the Split Level thinking of littlelady.....

Wouldn't multi-resident unit be more accurate?

 

[GWguy]

Wouldn't multi-resident unit be more accurate?

Yeah. But you get the idea....

 

[gretchen]

Other - hurricane damage,lots of potential.

 

[NextJen]

I thought of a few more catagories:
For the older folks - Hurry! Won't last long!
For the wanderers - Rambler
For the shy type - Must see to appreciate!
For the, shall we say, 'easy' women - Priced well below market!

For myself - Hidden gem

 

[vraiblonde]

"Rent with option to buy"

 

[BadGirl]

Condemed

 

[inkah]

Repo - sold as is

 

[PJay]

Dream Home

 

[littlelady]

I put in the Split Level thinking of littlelady.....

Wouldn't multi-resident unit be more accurate?

 

[Misfit]

Small attic, huge deck.

 

[PsyOps]

Fort

 

[GWguy]

Fort

The kind you build in your living room with cushions and blankets?

 

[PsyOps]

The kind you build in your living room with cushions and blankets?

The kind you build in your back yard or tree. Go around the neighborhood scrounging up wood and metal. When I was a kid my parents let us (the neighborhood kids) build a massive fort in our backyard. It was the coolest place to go and get away with just about anything (smoking, drinking, girls, playboy magazines, etc...). It had two floors, secret passages... Not to mention it kept us busy for an entire summer and out of our parents' hair.

 

[vraiblonde]

Small attic, huge deck.

 

[vraiblonde]

Repo - sold as is

I like that! I want to change mine to "As is".

But really I'm "SOLD" so it doesn't matter.

 

[Bann]

"Lots of Curb Appeal/Well Maintained"

But I am actually already "SOLD", too.

 

[Tami2red]

Unique - Must see to believe