Humping dogs and single men/sorta

bcp

In My Opinion
So today, As I walked around the corner of the gargage at this home that is being painted and landscaped and etc....
I spotted my business partner/sales manager bending over some painting supplies that were on the floor evidently looking for something.

Allow me to explain about these two attention starved old black labs that seem to have not only species confusion, but also as the case may be, gender confusion. ok, that about sums up the two black labs.

back to my partner on his knees looking for something.
As I said, I came around the garage door and saw partner person (aka Ted) bending over on the floor, I then spotted the dog approaching Ted from the rear. Ted didnt notice. I didnt think to mention it to him.

to make a long story short, Mr Black Lab jumped up and tried to mount Ted.
I laughed.
Ted, in total shock, jumps forward and trips over the stuff on the floor, landing with his hand in a 3/4 full 5 gallon bucket of paint. Now, this seems to have caught the dog by suprise also, because he took off running in the opposite direction. Me? I spilled a full 24 oz coffee down the front of my because I was laughing so hard.

My question to you all is.
should I have mentioned this attack before mr humpy hopped on Ted, and, should I not have been making wedding references about the situation for the rest of the day.

bottom line. Since it wasnt me on the floor, I found it funny as hell.
 

harleygirl

Working for the weekend
I would have grabbed a video camera and filmed the whole thing, and called it "brokeback lab"......... :killingme
 

Nickel

curiouser and curiouser
harleygirl said:
I would have grabbed a video camera and filmed the whole thing, and called it "brokeback lab"......... :killingme
Why not "Brokeback Mountin'"? :lmao:
 

jwwb2000

pretty black roses
bcp said:
So today, As I walked around the corner of the gargage at this home that is being painted and landscaped and etc....
I spotted my business partner/sales manager bending over some painting supplies that were on the floor evidently looking for something.

Allow me to explain about these two attention starved old black labs that seem to have not only species confusion, but also as the case may be, gender confusion. ok, that about sums up the two black labs.

back to my partner on his knees looking for something.
As I said, I came around the garage door and saw partner person (aka Ted) bending over on the floor, I then spotted the dog approaching Ted from the rear. Ted didnt notice. I didnt think to mention it to him.

to make a long story short, Mr Black Lab jumped up and tried to mount Ted.
I laughed.
Ted, in total shock, jumps forward and trips over the stuff on the floor, landing with his hand in a 3/4 full 5 gallon bucket of paint. Now, this seems to have caught the dog by suprise also, because he took off running in the opposite direction. Me? I spilled a full 24 oz coffee down the front of my because I was laughing so hard.

My question to you all is.
should I have mentioned this attack before mr humpy hopped on Ted, and, should I not have been making wedding references about the situation for the rest of the day.

bottom line. Since it wasnt me on the floor, I found it funny as hell.

:roflmao: :lmao: :roflmao: :killingme :roflmao: :killingme
 

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jackoholic

T.O.-less and happy!
bcp said:
So today, As I walked around the corner of the gargage at this home that is being painted and landscaped and etc....
I spotted my business partner/sales manager bending over some painting supplies that were on the floor evidently looking for something.

Allow me to explain about these two attention starved old black labs that seem to have not only species confusion, but also as the case may be, gender confusion. ok, that about sums up the two black labs.

back to my partner on his knees looking for something.
As I said, I came around the garage door and saw partner person (aka Ted) bending over on the floor, I then spotted the dog approaching Ted from the rear. Ted didnt notice. I didnt think to mention it to him.

to make a long story short, Mr Black Lab jumped up and tried to mount Ted.
I laughed.
Ted, in total shock, jumps forward and trips over the stuff on the floor, landing with his hand in a 3/4 full 5 gallon bucket of paint. Now, this seems to have caught the dog by suprise also, because he took off running in the opposite direction. Me? I spilled a full 24 oz coffee down the front of my because I was laughing so hard.

My question to you all is.
should I have mentioned this attack before mr humpy hopped on Ted, and, should I not have been making wedding references about the situation for the rest of the day.

bottom line. Since it wasnt me on the floor, I found it funny as hell.

MAN!!!!! Are you the only one alive without a camera/vid phone! that is tooooo efen funny:killingme :killingme
 

bcp

In My Opinion
jwwb2000 said:

Of all the people on this forum. I knew that you would find this rather funny. seeing as how you know the dog I speak of, and for that matter, his new mate.:killingme
 

bcp

In My Opinion
jackoholic said:
MAN!!!!! Are you the only one alive without a camera/vid phone! that is tooooo efen funny:killingme :killingme
I do have the camera phone, but because of the short notice on this situation, I did not have time to get it out to get the photo. I was too busy doing the burnt winky dance after the coffee spilled on me.

maybe I could get good ol' Ted to pose for me one more time?
 

jackoholic

T.O.-less and happy!
bcp said:
I do have the camera phone, but because of the short notice on this situation, I did not have time to get it out to get the photo. I was too busy doing the burnt winky dance after the coffee spilled on me.

maybe I could get good ol' Ted to pose for me one more time?

you think he would if you ask nicely:killingme
 

bcp

In My Opinion
BS Gal said:
No wonder you pay $1000 a week to paint. Humping/painting all included for $1000.

Now hold on there,,, Except for one time asking if the painter needed a screw, there wont no funny buisness...
 
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