SoMDGirl42
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The majority of the remote controls in the house have the battery covers taped on or tape holding the batteries in because they have lost or broken them..
that cracked me up. Mine too! I thought I was the only one.
Hw has your life changed with kids?
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that cracked me up. Mine too! I thought I was the only one.
Jeff
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that cracked me up. Mine too! I thought I was the only one.
caramelalb
New Member
Me too. Remotes up real high in my house. I can relate to not being to a movie theater in well over 3 years. But I would much rather enjoy a DVD in my own living room. Just choices we make when we chose to have children.
smilin
BOXER NATION
No bars, no more Motorcycle, no GT anymore, but boy has life gotten fun and busy.
Just as soon as your kids get through one stage of life you've got to get ready for: Preschool!, 5th grade, middle school and now gearing up for High school.
Yup - it is fun and exhausting all at once.
Just as soon as your kids get through one stage of life you've got to get ready for: Preschool!, 5th grade, middle school and now gearing up for High school.
Yup - it is fun and exhausting all at once.
bcp
In My Opinion
yes, but dont you sometimes long for those days of standing barefoot in cow poo while drinking beer and watching toofless women try to suck the corn kernels off a cob cause they dont have no teef to do it normal like?
damn those were good times.
onebdzee
off the shelf
I am FOREVER either picking up and/or vacuuming up legos/matchbox cars/kenixs(or however you spell that)/small screws for toys that someone took apart and "they were extras"/batteries and whatever other small toy that I step on in the middle of the night that makes me bleed for an hour
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redhotmomma
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My life had changed a whole lot. I don't drink party and i can barely stay up past 10...lol! I put my kids first. I can't seem to go anywhere with out them. If i do i hurry up and come home. Most stories i tell people are about my kids. My kids are my life!
SoMDGirl42
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I went from the cheap k-mart vaccuum to the Kirby. More suction power. If you have kids, you have to have a top of the line vaccuum!
frozenrain
New Member
You see an animal,truck etc and say wow look at that.... even if your with adult only company.
You can not walk without holding onto a stroller and walk down ramps instead of stairs even when you are on your own -you are so used to pushing a stroller.
You sing silly songs even at mealtimes example spaghetti and meatballs
-you put spaghetti on top of the meatball making it look like hair and sing I'm a barbie meatball your my barbie meat boy.......to the barbie girl song.
You stop listening to some music in case there is swearing in it.
You open the straw plastic and pierce carton ...and then realise it was the drink your husband asked for.
You can not walk without holding onto a stroller and walk down ramps instead of stairs even when you are on your own -you are so used to pushing a stroller.
You sing silly songs even at mealtimes example spaghetti and meatballs
-you put spaghetti on top of the meatball making it look like hair and sing I'm a barbie meatball your my barbie meat boy.......to the barbie girl song.
You stop listening to some music in case there is swearing in it.
You open the straw plastic and pierce carton ...and then realise it was the drink your husband asked for.
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OMG That's a riot so did we. Our kids are now out of the house. We're finally alone. Now what the Heck do we do??? It's too darn quiet anymore heck I can't even sleep in the afternoons because its to darn quiet. Sounds funny but it's true. No more fighting, biting, crying, throughing a tantram. breaking our house up, I think you get it. NOW WE'RE BOARD. Miss our son the most though he has been our saint of a child. The daughter, well now we understand why some woman makes the choice to get an abortion.... We don't agree with that so don't hate me for saying that. But we can truly say THANK GOD SHE'S BEEN GONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Baja28
Obama destroyed America
Kids are great!! I make em bring me beer and chips and when I run out, they take the car to Duponsters for more. The 9 yr old drives better than the 7 yr old though.
When they get on my nerves, I just let them drink beer until they pass out, then I do too.
We love to put cellophane tape on the cats paws and watch them try to walk on the linoleum floor.
If we get bored shooting birds with the BB gun, we shoot at the neighbors windows.
Last night we poured motor oil in front of the neighbors door. Wait until they go to work!!
When they get on my nerves, I just let them drink beer until they pass out, then I do too.
We love to put cellophane tape on the cats paws and watch them try to walk on the linoleum floor.
If we get bored shooting birds with the BB gun, we shoot at the neighbors windows.
Last night we poured motor oil in front of the neighbors door. Wait until they go to work!!
sockgirl77
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And this would be exactly why the only kids you have are those cats.Kids are great!! I make em bring me beer and chips and when I run out, they take the car to Duponsters for more. The 9 yr old drives better than the 7 yr old though.
When they get on my nerves, I just let them drink beer until they pass out, then I do too.
We love to put cellophane tape on the cats paws and watch them try to walk on the linoleum floor.
If we get bored shooting birds with the BB gun, we shoot at the neighbors windows.
Last night we poured motor oil in front of the neighbors door. Wait until they go to work!!
Jeff
Stop Staring!!!!!
You live next to me don't ya?Kids are great!! I make em bring me beer and chips and when I run out, they take the car to Duponsters for more. The 9 yr old drives better than the 7 yr old though.
When they get on my nerves, I just let them drink beer until they pass out, then I do too.
We love to put cellophane tape on the cats paws and watch them try to walk on the linoleum floor.
If we get bored shooting birds with the BB gun, we shoot at the neighbors windows.
Last night we poured motor oil in front of the neighbors door. Wait until they go to work!!
Baja28
Obama destroyed America
Sorry bout the sliding glass doors. The 7 yr old did that.You live next to me don't ya?
Jeff
Stop Staring!!!!!
Sorry bout the sliding glass doors. The 7 yr old did that.
It's cool. Cardboard keeps the sun out
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