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sleuth

Livin' Like Thanksgivin'
He probably just had a little crush on you. :ohwell:

*grumble grumble* Never walking by your cube again. *grumble grumble*
 

likitysplit

New Member
bresamil said:
No way. He's off in his little office and it's not near mine.

And he's been past twice since and STILL stares.

Walk up to him and ask him if he'd like to join your church. then start preaching to him about some off the wall religion. Make him fear you!!!!

Next time he walks by pretend you on the phone having a conversation like this.........".......so, did you leave the shovel and lime in the trunk again?" When can I expect the odor to go away?"


I promise his A S S will never even think about looking your way.........

Hope this helps...........

Plan B) cut his throat in the parking lot.................
 

Mikeinsmd

New Member
bresamil said:
Honestly yes it would. I just think staring is rude. I do my best not to stare into others offices or cubicles. I'm congenial in the hallways when passing others, regardless of the "hot" factor. Others in the office had mentioned it bugged them also. So I'm not alone in being stared at, but I was the one that said to quit it.
:nerd: :jet:
 

Toxick

Splat
bresamil said:
Others in the office had mentioned it bugged them also. So I'm not alone in being stared at, but I was the one that said to quit it.


Is it bona-fide staring, or is he simply glancing in as he walks by.

Because honestly, whenever I walk down the halls, I glance into offices unless the door is closed, or unless I'm looking at something in my hands. I don't slow down when passing certain offices, or cubes, because that's kinda creepy - but I don't avoid looking at people.

Ya gotta ask yourself - Is he staring or glancing, because IMHO, glancing - even if it's a hundred times a day - is not creepy and shouldn't be taken personally. It's just a natural thing to do, like jumping when someone gooses you.



OTOH, if he slows down and dawdles by your office door and open-mouth-stares at you, that's pretty effing creepy and creates a 'hostile working environment'. That is quite a legitimate complaint that you can go to your supervisor with.




Or you can take matters into your own hands. Keep a slingshot by your side, and when he slithers by, put a ball berring in the cradle, and let fly.

Be sure to savor the resounding cracking noise that issues from a berring between the eye-holes.
 

bresamil

wandering aimlessly
likitysplit said:
Walk up to him and ask him if he'd like to join your church. then start preaching to him about some off the wall religion. Make him fear you!!!!

Next time he walks by pretend you on the phone having a conversation like this.........".......so, did you leave the shovel and lime in the trunk again?" When can I expect the odor to go away?"


I promise his A S S will never even think about looking your way.........

Hope this helps...........

Plan B) cut his throat in the parking lot.................

OMG! :killingme
 

bresamil

wandering aimlessly
Toxick said:
Is it bona-fide staring, or is he simply glancing in as he walks by.

Because honestly, whenever I walk down the halls, I glance into offices unless the door is closed, or unless I'm looking at something in my hands. I don't slow down when passing certain offices, or cubes, because that's kinda creepy - but I don't avoid looking at people.

Ya gotta ask yourself - Is he staring or glancing, because IMHO, glancing - even if it's a hundred times a day - is not creepy and shouldn't be taken personally. It's just a natural thing to do, like jumping when someone gooses you.



OTOH, if he slows down and dawdles by your office door and open-mouth-stares at you, that's pretty effing creepy and creates a 'hostile working environment'. That is quite a legitimate complaint that you can go to your supervisor with.




Or you can take matters into your own hands. Keep a slingshot by your side, and when he slithers by, put a ball berring in the cradle, and let fly.

Be sure to savor the resounding cracking noise that issues from a berring between the eye-holes.

Its the gawking staring. There's 2 of us he does this to. Have to laugh about the slingshot. :lol: A few of us that are good friends play shooting gallery at each other when we pass.
 
J

Jared

Guest
bresamil said:
People don't have to be hot to be stared at. Folks used to pay money to stare at the freaks at the circus, didn't they?


Oh so you look like a circus freak?

















j/k :lol:
 

Toxick

Splat
bresamil said:
People don't have to be hot to be stared at. Folks used to pay money to stare at the freaks at the circus, didn't they?



In less than 10 seconds I went from thinking you looked like that chick in your avatar, to thinking you look like a fat bald jigsaw-puzzle-tattooed naked guy.


Thanks. :yay:
 

bresamil

wandering aimlessly
Toxick said:
In less than 10 seconds I went from thinking you looked like that chick in your avatar, to thinking you look like a fat bald jigsaw-puzzle-tattooed naked guy.


Thanks. :yay:
:roflmao: For you I'll be whatever you want. :really:
 

Foamy

Rules
Toxick said:
In less than 10 seconds I went from thinking you looked like that chick in your avatar, to thinking you look like a fat bald jigsaw-puzzle-tattooed naked guy.


Thanks. :yay:


:mad: YEAH I hate when people make you think they are hot and they are not hot, not hot at all. They say just chubby, but they huge and fat like Jared b/f subway. That really pisses me off.
 

Foamy

Rules
Or or or, when they say they never let anything bother them and they do. :mad: That really makes me mad.
 
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