I called 911 the other night....

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limblips

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"What's your emergency?" they asked.
I said, "Two girls are fighting over me."
"OK," she paused. "Well what's the problem?"
"The fat one's winning."
 
doubtfull24

doubtfull24

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Baja28 said:
Oh keep em comming! I got a chuckle out of it. doubtfull is prolly fat. :lmao:
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:nono: :buttkick: I am not fat lol I am a little over weight but I had a baby not long ago...I just think his jokes are lame almost every one I read I think WTH is he talking about...
 
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limblips

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doubtfull24 said:
:nono: :buttkick: I am not fat lol I am a little over weight but I had a baby not long ago...I just think his jokes are lame almost every one I read I think WTH is he talking about...
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That is the problem. If you have to think about it and can't see the humor then just move on. Everyone's funny bone is different, yours might be missing. Since some people do like my "lame" jokes, I will continue to post what I feel might tickle some people some of the time. Please do yourself and me a favor and don't read my future posts.
 
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SoMD_Fun_Guy

Do you like apples?
limblips said:
"What's your emergency?" they asked.
I said, "Two girls are fighting over me."
"OK," she paused. "Well what's the problem?"
"The one I don't like is winning."
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:fixed to be politically correct:

I was going to "fix" with "the ugly one is winning" but that's about as PC as "fat" was.
 
Baja28

Baja28

Obama destroyed America
doubtfull24 said:
:nono: :buttkick: I am not fat lol I am a little over weight but I had a baby not long ago...I just think his jokes are lame almost every one I read I think WTH is he talking about...
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So you get the coveted :whoosh: because his one liners are over your head. Don't blame him! :lol:

A lil meat on the bones is a good thing! :love:
 
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