"I can't do that with you."

Toxick

Splat
Tigerlily said:
You need a new man honey. I've had mine just over a year and it just gets better and better. He just made a nifty new headboard with hooks for handle grips and securing eachother. Just last night while I was :gossip: with myself he stuck his :whistle: in my :gossip: and I swear to gawd the :whistle: I had was one of the best ever. :wench:



:popcorn:

Go on.
 

Qurious

Im On 1.
Tigerlily said:
You need a new man honey. I've had mine just over a year and it just gets better and better. He just made a nifty new headboard with hooks for handle grips and securing eachother. Just last night while I was :gossip: with myself he stuck his :whistle: in my :gossip: and I swear to gawd the :whistle: I had was one of the best ever. :wench:

Just over a year and already doing all that?
 

Tigerlily

Luvin Life !!!
Qurious said:
Just over a year and already doing all that?
I do not consider there to be a relationship timeline that must be met prior to introducing new things. We do what we do because we enjoy it. :razz:
 

MMDad

Lem Putt
Pete said:
Maybe he finds the smell offensive. :shrug:

Imagine:

"Honey, kiss my feet.:

"Eeew, they're hairy and calloused, there's toe jam everywhere, and they stink!"

"Okay then how about :popcorn: my :whistle: ?"

"On second thought, those feet are looking pretty good!"
 
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remaxrealtor

Guest
MMDad said:
Imagine:

"Honey, kiss my feet.:

"Eeew, they're hairy and calloused, there's toe jam everywhere, and they stink!"

"Okay then how about :popcorn: my :whistle: ?"

"On second thought, those feet are looking pretty good!"
:killingme
 

Ken King

A little rusty but not crusty
PREMO Member
Qurious said:
Men who say this kill me!!!!!

Anyone else in a serious relationship (married,engaged) experiancing this problem?

They spend years and years having sex with women within a 5 foot radius of their johnson… they get married or in a long term relationship and all of a sudden they don’t wish to experience certain acts with the woman in their life…I'm not talking about extreme things here, I'm talking about simple things, isn’t that backwards to do things with everybody else, but not the one you love??? Then their quick to call women who initiate sex, hoes… or question their sexual freedom…. The whole girlfriend/whore theory is so ridiculous… you don’t want a virgin cuz she’s probably not experienced enough to know your needs and fill them… but you end up with an aggressive woman who's been active for a few years and can take care of you in every way, shape or form and you get a complex… I don’t get it... if your woman enjoys certain things, enjoy them with her without thinking in the back of your head "I wonder how she learned this" or "I wonder who many times she's done this"... the man that's sittin' at home beatin' his meat to online porn everynight cuz his wife is a sexual prude would love to trade places with you... when will men grow up???

[/endvent] :yay:
So what won't the boy do for you that your dream-man would? And will there be video? :biggrin:
 
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Kain99

Guest
I can relate.... Some men want good girl wives. It's understandable considering the alternative is frightening.
 
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