I Don't Think We're In Maryland Anymore Toto

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Bruzilla

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Greetings to all from sunny Jacksonville, Florida. The weather is great, the people are great, and the freedom is soooooo uplifting!!! :cheers:

We got into town on the 5th, and have been busy getting the new homestead in order. My daughter came down with us and has been steadilly purging the poisons of Maryland from her system. Her first shock came when we went to a nearby Wal Mart Supercenter, and just about every shopper we passed in the isles said "hey", or "hi", or "good evening", etc. Mary was like "do you know these people?" and I said "No... it's just how people are down here."

Then we stopped at a Sonic park & eat fast-food place, and there were a bunch of folks on motorcycles eating dinner. We noticed that the folks riding around didn't wear helmets, and I asked them if there was a helmet law. They said that there had been, but it had been voted out a while back. I asked who voted it out and they said "we did." Ahhhhh... true democracy. There is currently an initiative to allow slot machines on the ballet for November. If enough people want them, they'll be legal. If the majority says no, then they won't be. There's no playing around with legislatures down here.

As for guns, I was in a gun shop on Tuesday, and saw a nice deal on a Colt Official Police revolver. We agreed on a price, and I presented my shiny new Florida driver's license. The shop owner ran an insta-check on me and I came back clean. I handed him my $150 and walked out of the store with my new handgun in a plastic bag... the way things out to be.

Oh... and last Saturday, I was working in the garage, and had to get a tool from the box in the trunk of my car. I went into the house later, and forgot to close the trunk of the car. About midnight there was a knock on my door, and a nice Clay County Sheriff's Office Deputy informed me that my trunk was open and that I should probably close it before I turned in for the night. I thanked him for stopping by and we talked for about 20 minutes about crime in the area. He said there isn't much, and they like to keep it that way. He told me they drive through the neighborhoods a couple times a night to make sure all is well. Very nice.

Yep... Florida sure beats Maryland.
 

Sharon

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Originally posted by Bruzilla


As for guns, I was in a gun shop on Tuesday, and saw a nice deal on a Colt Official Police revolver. We agreed on a price, and I presented my shiny new Florida driver's license. The shop owner ran an insta-check on me and I came back clean. I handed him my $150 and walked out of the store with my new handgun in a plastic bag... the way things out to be.

Yep... Florida sure beats Maryland.

Oooh, I am soooo jealous! :bawl:
 
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Kain99

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Re: Re: I Don't Think We're In Maryland Anymore Toto

Originally posted by Sharon
Oooh, I am soooo jealous! :bawl:
Sharon, Should'nt you be making pancakes? :confused:
 

Ken King

A little rusty but not crusty
PREMO Member
Bruzilla,

Glad you're happy and hope you drop in from time to time. I always enjoyed communicating with you even if we didn't always see eye to eye. I hope you and your loved ones remain safe and achieve your dreams and desires. (Honestly, I am sincere in these comments, but please don't tell anyone as it might ruin my image)
 

FromTexas

This Space for Rent
Texas and Florida are right up there with me.

At my retirement, I will definitely be in one or the other.
 

vraiblonde

Board Mommy
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Bru, I can't STAND it!!!! I mean, I'm glad you're happy and all (jealous but I'll get over it - Cari is probably gnashing her teeth :lol:) but I'm gonna miss talking pollyticks with you. You better keep popping in!
 

FairyChatMom

Just me
And I'm about to leave Clay County for Solomons. I've come to hate this area after 20 years. I have no need for the politics and narrow views so many around here espouse. I'm sick of sand and palmetto bugs and the brown water in the river.

Not that I expect Solomons to be perfection, but I'll take Maryland over Florida any day. I'm glad to be returning.
 

willie

Well-Known Member
Jacksonville???? Your car with the trunk open was safe because the neighbors were all too stoned to notice.
 
My sister and her husband are in St. Augustine, and her in-laws live over in Ponte Vidra Beach (or however you spell it). Sorry, too damn many non-killable nasty creatures down there. The poisonous snakes and gaters are bad too. I think I'll stick with St. Marys.
 
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