I don't want to die!

[limblips]

Internal 911

Do You Poop 3x per day? If not Eat THIS for Breakfast (or you may be dying a slow death)

09/01/2020

This was in my spam folder this AM.
I am dying a slow death not because I now or have ever pooped 3X/day but because I am sill breathing. We can't stop death but we can adjust the speed!

 

[PeoplesElbow]

I'd hate to have to poop 3x a day.

 

[SamSpade]

After a brisk coffee and bran muffin - I'm lucky if I can keep it DOWN to three.

 

[PrchJrkr]

With one of the meds I take, once a day isn't always possible.

 

[Monello]

With one of the meds I take, once a day isn't always possible.

That's why coffee was invented.

 

[jazz lady]

Huh - they review the best pooping positions. Who knew?

The ORIGINAL Squatty Potty

The ORIGINAL Squatty Potty toilet stool - Official Website Healthy colon : happy life s7arvdcLWkY :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

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[jazz lady]

 

[limblips]

This thread is really going down the toilet.