I have to say it... Go ahead and Flame me!

[Tinkerbell]

Because my parents used the rhythm method.

Oh! I see you were meant to hit the sheets.

 

[Crow Bait]

Ok...forget I said that! I am sufficiently grossed out, now.

 

[itsbob]

What exactly is a pootie puff Is that like a queef?

Queef is from the pink, a poote puff is from the stink..

 

[river rat]

Jazz's birthday party. A night that will live in infamy.

YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING!
She hasn't fixed that yet?