I just received an E-Mail.........

[FromTexas]

Originally posted by penncam
You know, as I get older, I can't see as well, can't hear very good, can't remember shait, and everything hurts when I get up in the morning.

But truly, does anybody believe any of this garbage you see in these offers?

Without hope what do we have?

 

[Penn]

Originally posted by FromTexas
Without hope what do we have?

Well I suppose there are people out there who need help keeping it up, but I always thought it was mostly a psychological problem; not neccesarily a physical one.
No problems here, ever - so I always ignored 'em.

But lately, these ads have become so prevalent on the tube, and now, not a day goes by that I don't get 2 or 3 offering their services on my e-mail.

I guess I got really fed up after the Enzyte ads started becoming so frequent on ESPN, so I e-mailed ESPS Productions, and told them what I thought of their stupid azz commercials.

Dipsh!ts

 

[FromTexas]

My problem isn't the up... its the aim.

Do they sell targeting devices?

 

[Wenchy]

Originally posted by penncam


But lately, these ads have become so prevalent on the tube, and now, not a day goes by that I don't get 2 or 3 offering their services on my e-mail.

I guess I got really fed up after the Enzyte ads started becoming so frequent on ESPN, so I e-mailed ESPS Productions, and told them what I thought of their stupid azz commercials.

Dipsh!ts

They are targeting males and females. I get 2 or 3 a day as well. I certainly have nothing to get up here, and if they told me I could actually grow boobs I wouldn't believe them. We have plastic surgeons for that...

Maybe they hope my DH has a problem?

 

[jazz lady]

Originally posted by FromTexas
My problem isn't the up... its the aim.

Do they sell targeting devices?

Yes, they do:

 

[FromTexas]

Originally posted by jazz lady
Yes, they do:

You think my wife will mind if I place that around the target area?

 

[jazz lady]

Originally posted by FromTexas
You think my wife will mind if I place that around the target area?

If it prevents her from getting a "shock" then I don't see why not.

 

[vraiblonde]

Originally posted by penncam
Now, how dumb is that, I ask you?

I think those commercials are the funniest things on TV

 

[FromTexas]

Originally posted by jazz lady
If it prevents her from getting a "shock" then I don't see why not.

I am prefectly capable with the cattle prod. It was my private item that has the targeting trouble.

 

[jazz lady]

Originally posted by FromTexas
I am prefectly capable with the cattle prod.

It was my private item that has the targeting trouble.

No kidding. Guess I need to spell it out. "Wrong one!" ring a bell?

 

[FromTexas]

Originally posted by jazz lady