I LOVE this...dementia care

[BadGirl]

What if I'm crazy and want my head to be shaved and my toenails painted Ogre The Top/OPI? If you do that, I'll give you...hmmm...

I know! I'll give you Larry's heated motorcycle gear!

Well, you're already crazy, and if you shave your head bald, that just means that I'll have extra time to watch the new Oprah Network. If you want your toenails painted Ogre The Top, that won't bother me in the least, as I'll likely be so blind that I won't even notice the color change.

But throw in the heated motorcycle gear, and it's a D-E-A-L!

 

[Lenny]

When I become demented, which should be any day now, someone please see to it that I get cigarettes and iced tea in my blue tea cup. TIA.

Cigarettes, OK. Lighter, not on your life!

 

[Bann]

Okay, and Thing1 can have my firepit. Just keep the nicotine and caffeine coming.

I just saw this today!! He's going to be so excited when I tell him!


stocking up on marshmallows...