I think I'm a grandfather...

[jazz lady]

...truth; me and the baby and her boy friend went to dinner.

3 large Fosters at dinner and 2 BL limes since I got home.

That's it!!! Plus, I been putting up light fixtures and some curtains and crap, so, that counts for burn off factor, damn it!!!

HA! I knew it! Three large Fosters are NOT three servings of beer.

So just how crooked ARE those fixtures and curtains hung?

 

[jazz lady]

You get me!

I sure do. Too bad Larry doesn't.

 

[RoseRed]

So just how crooked ARE those fixtures and curtains hung?

I hope they don't look like the ones we hung in my bedroom.

 

[Larry Gude]

...

HA! I knew it! Three large Fosters are NOT three servings of beer.

So just how crooked ARE those fixtures and curtains hung?

...what?? That's ONLY three beers!!! It came in three mugs. It said 'three' on the bill. I seen it!

Three!

 

[RoseRed]

I sure do. Too bad Larry doesn't.

:jazzNrose: Back in action.

 

[jazz lady]

I hope they don't look like the ones we hung in my bedroom.

Two nails, a thumbtack, and a paper clip worked just FINE. And they're STILL hanging, aren't they?

:jazzNrose: Back in action.

 

[jazz lady]

...what?? That's ONLY three beers!!! It came in three mugs. It said 'three' on the bill. I seen it!

Three!

That's why I said SERVINGS. Reading comprehension is your friend. Well, after Dr. Seuss.

 

[RoseRed]

Two nails, a thumbtack, and a paper clip worked just FINE. And they're STILL hanging, aren't they?

For the most part.

I was watching TV in bed one night and at 11:10pm the thumbtack let loose.

You should have seen me on the foot stool trying to get it back up there!

 

[RoseRed]

That's why I said SERVINGS. Reading comprehension is your friend. Well, after Dr. Seuss.

Oh snap!

 

[Larry Gude]

...

...you guys only think you're kewl.

 

[bcp]

a good daughter would wait till after Christmas and save you some bucks on gifts this year.






J/K
congrats on the sure to come instant aging.

 

[jazz lady]

For the most part.

I was watching TV in bed one night and at 11:10pm the thumbtack let loose.

You should have seen me on the foot stool trying to get it back up there!

Um, HELLOOOOO. Who was supporting your tipsy butt when they were originally hung?

 

[jazz lady]

...you guys only think you're kewl.

Nuh-uh. Vrail thinks we are, too.

 

[RoseRed]

...you guys only think you're kewl.

Nuh-uh. Vrail thinks we are, too.

So there!

Um, HELLOOOOO. Who was supporting your tipsy butt when they were originally hung?

You were my dear! Fortunately, I was sober having to put it back.

 

[onebdzee]

a good daughter would wait till after Christmas and save you some bucks on gifts this year.

J/K
congrats on the sure to come instant aging.

My d-i-l is due on the 31st

 

[jazz lady]

Sooo.....

any bets on whether has passed out by now and will miss the big event?

 

[Larry Gude]

...

any bets on whether has passed out by now and will miss the big event?

...update; ...7 cm of dialation.

How much'd you lose?

 

[RoseRed]

...update; ...7 cm of dialation.

How much'd you lose?

IT'S ALIIIIIVE!!!!

 

[jazz lady]

...update; ...7 cm of dialation.

How much'd you lose?

Nothing, but I did gain the satisfaction of getting both an update AND seeing you spell "dilation" wrong.

 

[dems4me]

I am glad that Dodie made it on time!

Congrats to all!!